make *double* sure the tip is bl**dy good

That mean i'm a minger

lol! course not you're quite cute
I'm just more into girls atm

Wonder how on earth I got from Fife to Cambridgeshire

In a fast car that I need because I have a small penis


Ring Ryan to apologise

i would blame rohypnol...

id check my arse for evidence of entry

Check my brain for green fluid, made sure it was still there

I'd remind myself never to drink so much while out on the pull.

shirtlifter!

Jump out the window, then try to discover who had spiked my drink cos it's the only way I'd sleep with Scottie.... I'm far too scared of Missme to so much as flirt with him