I broke a homeless guy because I got high...

damn that feeling of invincibility and the world having to conform to my view (or maybe a better set of drugs would help).

I stole weed from Yo Mamma because I like too!

i had an orgasm with myself because im sexy

funkin damn right

is that right take the relevent one from each section and make the sentence ?

oh lmfaro @ ur post

yeah u did it right

I had an orgasm with Saddam Hussain Because I'm a mean muthafucka

LOL!

i licked a giraffe because i got high

Kevin, you in a dark mood today? Yesterday you were all green and happy and now your favourite colour is black? Hmmm

I lost control to my sisters boyfriends penis because i like to

lol

I peed on a homless guy 'cause I'm a beast




Just because I do doesn't mean you should!!

{note to self - must get hobby}

I had a child with a guitar because im sexy....

talk about making sweet music together.

I shagged My sister's boyfriend's penis Because I'm a beast.

Blimey