Pick Your Birth Month//♥

January - I had a child with
February - I had an orgasm with
March - I shagged
April - I lied to
May - I sucked on
June - I killed
July - I licked
August - I broke
September - I did the limbo with
October - I stole weed from
november - I peed on
december - I lost control to

Pick Your Birth Day//♥

1 - A pair of pants
2 - A platypus
3 - Saddam Hussain
4 - My dog
5 - My boyfriend/girlfriend
6 - A homeless guy
7 - A homosexual
8 - My sister
9 - A car
10 - An ashtray
11 - A guitar
12 - Michael Jackson
13 - My brother
14 - Chuck Norris
15 - Yo Mama
16 - A telephone pole
17 - A giraffe
18 - Myself
19 - Jackie Chan
20 - A pinata
21 - A coffee pot
22 - My cat
23 - A thong
24 - Johnny Depp
25 - Ozzy
26 - My toilet
27 - A gangsta
28 - My webcam
29 - A cheerleader
30 - My sister's boyfriend's penis
31 - A sandwich

Pick Your Favorite Color//♥

Black - Because I got high.
White - Because I was drunk.
Pink - Because I love you.
Red - Because I like to.
Blue - Because I'm sexy.
Purple - Because my mom told me to.
Green - Because I'm a beast.
Gray - Because I'm a mean muthafucka
Orange - Because that's how I roll.
Yellow - Because I'm black.
Other - Because youre gay.
All the colors of the rainbow - Because I like chicken vagina's.
None - Because I'm ugly.


Now repost with what you got!

I shagged a car because I'm sexy

That's almost correct tbh, but the sexy bit, Nah.

i licked a giraffe because i'm a beast..

i had a child with Michael Jackson because my mom told me too!
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I shagged a sandwich coz i love to ...........

hmmm

i lied to an ashtray because my mom told me to!!!....lol to funny

I lied to my sister's boyfriend's penis because I like chicken vagina's.

lol these are funny

..yes..and we now know everybodys birthday..lol

i didnt think of it that way ......so whens mine then?