Tie him to a petrol tanker, rubber-band a grenade to his scrote, pull the pin and run.

Firstly - I'd grab your arm one by one - pull it behind your back - put it straight then smack your elbow from the top and snap your joint. That'd put you in pain. I'd then tie you up and kick you a few times in the ribs & punch you in the face until you bleed out of your mouth. I'd then take a shotgun to your kneecaps and slowly decapitate each limb with a blunt, rusty knife... make it as painful as possible.. taking out your eyeballs with a spoon & leaving cuts all over your body.. then finally leaving you to bleed to death.

(: Oh I'm a charming young lady.

get palmed up with some old school talcum powder and pimpslap her continuously ..she'll be gone by the 3rd dozen of the lefthand backhand
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

cut off his eyelids, tie him to a chair in a private cinema and make him watch an entire series of celebrity big brother live - on a loop. A suicide button under his right index finger would be his only escape.

put him in a room with flower tucci and sandra romain
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

Death by chocolate!

throw him in the room with kadushu, flower tucci and sandra romain
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

set him in resin and call it a work of art

lets just say it would involve 3 cats, a mop, a very large bag,a pot of glue, and a dwarf called stanley

I would make it look like a photocopy machine accident...

bang his head against all of them 16 doors surrounding him lol
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

Send to him to have a chat with Greystone ........... he will be bored to death within about and hour .............

haha i'll make sure captain hansel is there for the jokes then lol



lock her in the cabin with captain hansel in the sinking ship lol
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

lol ............. make him endure both for 24 hours ......... until he lost the will to live ..........

i would make coventry a sambucca free zone, the resulting panic would make her head explode