those little metal fly things from The Day The Earth Stood Still

hide in her cupboard and scare her to death by lepin out of it

Kll her with kindness

i think only one murder a lifetime is socially acceptable, and im saving that one for my future wife!


just kidding.... or am i?

make her eat so much chocolate fudge cake that she pops!



(sory LV)

call her up right now and say "hey its bbones from flirtbox. im at your front door" ..she'll die off the shock

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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

tie him to a chair and make him watch every single soppy film ever made

Suffocate her with a monkey

take him out drinking, roofie his questionable homoerotic cocktail, drag him to k8te's house, tie him up in her cellar as she proceeds to go S&M on him. Leave him there for a week and then let him escape, then when he runs across the road run him over with a steam roller.

kill him with cuddles lol

paint her red and lock her in a bull ring with 20 bulls

brace her sittin on a chair all tied up and keep feeding her endless tins of beans




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no one here will get that reference haha
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

go all hanibal on him and make him eat his own brain mm meaty!

cuff her legs to the table legs, cuff her hands behind her back then feed her some of my brains ...mmm yumm yummm


then after hit her vital spots with my makeshift stick continuously for 2hrs
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here