i'm gonna stick my arm up your arse through your torso, up your neck, poke my fingers out your eye sockets, then with one hard yank turn you inside out

To study the tide charts and where the currents flow is key, sorry I come from italian descent!! LOL!!! When shopping for a vehicle I always look to see the size of the trunk, one, two, three body, and if there is room for a tarp and such gear........LOL!!!!
Would I do such a thing???

'm from Irish descent. I'd get you with an exploding boomarang

electrified mousetrap to the scrotum

suicide

Watch him slowly choke after putting his foot a bit too far in his mouth
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possibly smother him with something soft a-bit squishy and the size of a fairly large grapefruit

smack that door shut on his head

give her a xmas cracker with dynamite in it

superglue him to the parrot

I would bore him to death

spread honey on her body then chain her on a mexican ants's colonie and drinking my coffee and watching

Drown him in a vat of liquid marzipan and feed him to Marjorie Dawes, the Little Britain Fat Fighters representative

I never said:" I'm the only gay in the village!". so , why being given sucha bad punishment?
u should be washed, and tied nicely, and live,slowly,sliced for fondue, for Dr.Lecter....?