a torture squad made up of players from Wolverhampton Wanderers

Head in a blender.

Use you as my assistant to perform the Joker's "disappearing pencil" trick.

Tarmac over her alive

suffocate him in my cleavage.....but what a lovely way to go sorry

Suffocate her back

finger up one nostril, brain up the other and sack in the mouth


I feel queezy now

i was planning to be very sadistic and kill the person next in a really nasty way, but lv is such a lovely i can't bring myself to be like that so instead i shall inject her in the tongue with suxamethonium, just 4ml is enough to make all the muscles in her body to relax and stop, including the heart, injections in the tongue leave no trace, i'll get away scott free

The best to murder someone is to kill them until they are dead.

put him in a ring and then pay stoozola a score to do the doomsday busaiku move on him.. lol where the wrestling fans at???

cheese grate ur skin off and sell u on ebay... its the easiest way of disposing of a body

Will a cheese grater go through bone though.