tie you to the bottom of a vat and pour melted chocolate on top of you and wait for it to set

Drill a whole in your head and fill it with cheese until it comes out of your facial orifices

write you into a csi plotline

watch you fall 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

take her to a bashment rave at brockwells' by way off the tulse hill area round about herne hill where the Bs ride high

drown him in the lido

humiliating!!!

knock on her front door with a dozen roses and a boombox blasting candy shop.. and after she collapses, introduce myself to her dad as RunTings n tell him how drop dead gorgeous her daughter looks on the floor whilst her mum suffers in the background with palpitations

tell him my dad is 6 ft 6 and built like a brick shithouse



and after your last post i would expect you would either have a heart attack or run screaming into the path of an oncoming vehicle


mwahahahahaha

Although your dad is built like a brick shit house he is still made of jelly inside and when he sees Ish get run over he faints and falls on you thereby crushing every bone in your body.

Click START, TURN OFF VANDA, then click TURN OFF

then listen for the shutting down jingle

specially prepare a wall coated in industrial glue

stick you to it

insert a hand grenade wrapped in rice paper up your vagina

wait for the paper to dissolve....

the lever to spring open...


BOOOOOOM!!!!

then post it on youtube