fill her with candy and then beat her like a pinyata.

thats for calling me fat, yo.

Demonstrate the art of developing neck muscles! With rope and 100 kilo weights on the end! just to make sure i'd drop the weights off the post office tower!!
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This guy is liscensed to chill, and thrill, but the opportunities to thrill are rather less than anticipated!!!!

go all hanibal lecter and make him eat himself starting with the feet mmmmm feet!

I'd strangle her as the life drains out of her face.

Tell him there's been a worldwide ban on cage fighting.

cut him open pull his intestines out and hang him with them

Tie her up by her pig tails, and dangler her over a pool of hungry Gold fish...

Walk to a sheer drop on a Welsh mountain, encourage him to go to the edge to take a peep, and as men love to do this anyway I'll just push him over and claim a terrible accident... I can do ' innocent distressed woman'

Fed through a Woodchipper.....FARGO STYLE!

What an awesome topic. I love horror movies. I'd plunge my hand into his chest and yank out his heart and show it to him while still beating.

wow, what an introductory post. Talk about a first impression!

Dress up as the little man with the hat and coat that appears when you don't have a picture loaded, and whisper "They're coming to get you" at her. She;ll eventually become extremely jumpy and nervous, at this point I would call the police, tell them that she has a gun on her, then when she's cornered jump out from behind a car and scream "they're here!" She'll panic, try to run and get taken out by a sniper.
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.