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21.09.2008, 22:06 quote

moose666

COME ON THEN

Try and do me in someone

 

21.09.2008, 22:15 quote

Loveleelady
Loveleelady Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 167 Location: United Kingdom, Northern Ireland, Belfast
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hire a hitman

 

21.09.2008, 22:16 quote

rocketgirl
rocketgirl Joined: 17 Jun 2008 Posts: 1932 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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Shove a cocktail sausage up BOTH nostrils and a proper size Savoury Egg in his mouth.....all in the name of fun at his work's birthday party!

That was for moose!

For loveleelady, I'd send greendevil round with his 20cms.......

 

21.09.2008, 22:23 quote

Loveleelady
Loveleelady Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 167 Location: United Kingdom, Northern Ireland, Belfast
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lol.. ill be watching out for the little green men

 

21.09.2008, 22:25 quote

rocketgirl
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Loveleelady wrote:
lol.. ill be watching out for the little green men


That just kills me laughing!

 

21.09.2008, 22:30 quote

Loveleelady
Loveleelady Joined: 12 Aug 2007 Posts: 167 Location: United Kingdom, Northern Ireland, Belfast
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lol that was my intention to kill you with laughter

 

22.09.2008, 06:46 quote

eda85

I'd nobble moose with a rubber mullet[sic]

leave LL to the green men

and RG is pickling herself with fags anyway

 

22.09.2008, 07:54 quote

deepthroath

Hmm...good one Moose, even though you do suck. :\

Eda...i would start by making your Parrot eat your eyeballs. Then i would try inserting you into the card slot of a cash machine repeatedly. If that didnt work, i would probably tie you to the back of Pete (My ford Escort) and drive around at high speed (yes, i can get over 30 in him) until your body was merely a bloody pulp.

I think.

 

22.09.2008, 08:05 quote

grooveme
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in the study with the candlestick

 

22.09.2008, 08:21 quote

eda85

grooveme wrote:
in the study with the candlestick


You know this is a murder thread right?

 

22.09.2008, 08:24 quote

grooveme
grooveme Joined: 23 Aug 2008 Posts: 489 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Glasgow
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ok...in the library with the knife then. That better?

 

22.09.2008, 08:31 quote

eda85

Wink Just teasing

in the conservatory with 200g of cocaine and a whip



SNIFFIT BITCH SNIFFIT!!!

 

22.09.2008, 08:53 quote

katie6
katie6 Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 2297 Location: United Kingdom, England, Merseyside
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i would stab him, stuff him and put him in the garden to scare people away
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22.09.2008, 09:03 quote

grooveme
grooveme Joined: 23 Aug 2008 Posts: 489 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Glasgow
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tie her to as chair in a dark room and play Cliff Richard songs to her


Death by torture

 

22.09.2008, 09:23 quote

titwhipper
titwhipper Joined: 17 Apr 2008 Posts: 1408 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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your orgasms sung like an opera and if that won't kill you, then this will




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