COME ON THEN

Try and do me in someone

hire a hitman

Shove a cocktail sausage up BOTH nostrils and a proper size Savoury Egg in his mouth.....all in the name of fun at his work's birthday party!

That was for moose!

For loveleelady, I'd send greendevil round with his 20cms.......

lol.. ill be watching out for the little green men

lol that was my intention to kill you with laughter

I'd nobble moose with a rubber mullet[sic]

leave LL to the green men

and RG is pickling herself with fags anyway

Hmm...good one Moose, even though you do suck. :\

Eda...i would start by making your Parrot eat your eyeballs. Then i would try inserting you into the card slot of a cash machine repeatedly. If that didnt work, i would probably tie you to the back of Pete (My ford Escort) and drive around at high speed (yes, i can get over 30 in him) until your body was merely a bloody pulp.

I think.

in the study with the candlestick

ok...in the library with the knife then. That better?

Just teasing

in the conservatory with 200g of cocaine and a whip



SNIFFIT BITCH SNIFFIT!!!

i would stab him, stuff him and put him in the garden to scare people away

tie her to as chair in a dark room and play Cliff Richard songs to her


Death by torture

your orgasms sung like an opera and if that won't kill you, then this will