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31.05.2007, 19:53 quote

toby

USA
BY STATE

Alabama:
Section, AL
Shorter, AL
St. Elmo, AL


Alaska:
Candle, AK
Dead Horse, AK
Krik, AK
Mary's Igloo, AK
Nightmute, AK
North Pole, AK


Arizona:
Monkey's Eyebrow,AZ
Why, AZ


Colorado:
Bonanza, CO
Hasty, CO
Hygiene, CO
Joes, CO
Last Chance, CO
Lay, CO
Paradox, CO
Yellow Jacket, CO


Delaware:
Bear, DE
Blades, DE


Florida:
Briny Breezes, FL
Cadillac, FL
Celebration, FL
Christmas, FL
Day, FL
Elfers, FL
Frostproof, FL
Havana, FL
Lorida, Florida
Mayo, FL
Panacea,FL
Picnic, FL
Sopchoppy, FL
Spuds, FL
Two Egg, FL
Wacahoota, FL
Yeehaw Junction, FL


Georgia:
Alley, GA
Enigma, GA
Experiment, GA
Hephzibah, GA
Homerville, GA
Ideal, GA
Quitman, GA


Illinois:
Energy, IL
Normal, IL


Indiana:
Bacon, IN
Birds Eye, IN
Buddha, IN
French Lick, IN
Santa Claus, IN
Solitude, IN


Iowa:
Beebeetown, IA
Elvira, IA
Iowa Falls, IA
Sac City, IA
Tingley, IA
What Cheer, IA


Kansas:
Buttermilk, KS
Gas, KS
Moonlight, KS
Petrolia, KS
Protection, KS
Skiddy, KS
Smileyberg, KS
Speed, KS
Yoder, KS
Zook, KS


Kentucky: (Positively takes the cake!)
Beauty, KY
Burning Springs, KY
Cadillac, KY
Cranks, KY
Combs, KY
Cut Shin, KY
Decoy, KY
Duckers, KY
Dukedom, KY
Dwarf, KY
Hazard, KY
Hippo, KY
Jetson, KY
Krypton, KY
Lovely, KY
Moon, KY
Mummie, KY
Mud Lick, KY
Oddville, KY
Ono, KY
Ordinary, KY
Oscar, KY
Parrot, KY
Petroleum, KY
Pippa Passes, KY
Pyramid, KY
Quicksand, KY
Ready, KY
Redhouse, KY
Relief, KY
Ringos Mills, KY
Select, KY
Shoulderblade, KY
Slusher, KY
Sligo, KY
Top Most, KY
Turkey, KY
Viper, KY
Vortex, KY
Wax, KY
Yeadiss, KY
Zoe, KY


Louisiana:
Angie, LA
Archie, LA
Cutoff, LA
Dry Prong, LA
Eros, LA
Fort Necessity, LA
Plain Dealing, LA
Slaughter, LA
Trout, LA
Vixen, LA
Waterproof, LA


Maine:
Mount Desert Island, ME
Strong, ME


Maryland:
Boring, MD
California, MD
Crappo, MD
Hale, Maryland
Point of Rocks, MD
Scaggsville, MD


Massachussetts:
Cummaquid, MA


Michigan:
Christmas, MI
Climax, MI
Gay, MI
Hell, MI
Lake, MI
Nirvanna, MI
Paradise, MI
Saline, MI


Mississippi:
Askew, MS
Bobo, MS
Hot Coffee, MS
Petal, MS


Missouri:
Competition, MO
Elmo, MO
Fairdealing, MO
Gipsy, MO
Novelty, MO
Pumpkin Center, MO Skidmore, MO
Success, MO


Nebraska:
Magnet, NE


Nevada:
Pahrump, Nevada


New Jersey:
Piscataway, NJ


New Mexico:
Flying H, NM
Truth Or Consequences, NM
Weed, NM


New York:
BATH, NY
Busti, NY
Flushing, NY
Horseheads, NY


North Carolina:
Cooleemee, NC
Kill Devil Hills, NC


North Dakota:
Arthur, ND
Beach, ND
Can do, ND
Mott, ND
Hoople, ND
Horace, ND
Max, ND
Ray, ND
Napolean, ND
Zap, ND


Ohio:
Gaysport, OH
Businessburg, OH


Oklahoma:
Bowlegs, OK
Kremlin, OK
Loco, OK
Happyland, OK


Oregon:
Boring, OR
Half.com, OR


Pennsylvania:
Beaverdale, PA
Bird-in-Hand, PA
Blue Ball, PA
Intercourse, PA
Jugtown, PA
Manda Gap, PA
Scalp Level, PA
Squirrel Hill, PA
Stalker, PA
Stiltz, PA
Burning Well, PA


South Carolina:
Ninety-six, SC
North, SC


South Dakota:
Bonesteel, SD
Box Elder, SD
Crooks, SD
Eaglebutte, SD
Gayville, SD
Mud Butte, SD
Pukwana, SD
Roscoe, SD
Tea, SD


Texas:
Bangs, TX
Bushland, TX
Camelot, TX
Canadian, TX
Cut and Shoot, TX
Dozier, TX
Dripping Springs, TX
Earth, TX
Friendship, TX
Gun Barrel City, TX
Happy, TX
Lazbuddie, TX
Lolita, TX
Muleshoe, TX
Nacogdoches, TX
Needmore, TX
Notrees, TX
Old Glory, TX
Pep, TX
Progress, TX
Quail, TX
Skidmore, TX
Schertz, TX
Tiki Island, TX
Turkey, TX
Tuxedo, TX
Twitty, TX
Valentine, TX
Study Butte, TX
Telegraph, TX
Rankin, TX
Royalty, TX
Midkiff, TX
Best, TX
Veribest, TX
Sweetwater, TX
China Grove, TX
China Grove, TX (yes two of 'um)
Lawn, TX
Grow, TX
Cee Vee, TX
Zunkerville, TX
Bigfoot, TX
RingGold, TX
Petty, TX
Boston, TX
Old Boston, TX
New Boston, TX
Tigertown, TX
Ben Franklin, TX
Chocolate Bayou, TX
Needville, TX
Oatmeal, TX
Blanket, TX
Flat, TX
Moss Hill, TX
Honey Island, TX
Egypt, TX
Rosebud, TX


Virginia:
Disputanta, VA


Washington:
Aloha, WA
Humptulips, WA
Index, WA
La Push, WA
Medical Lake, WA
Onion Creek, WA
Pysht, WA
Ritzville, WA
Ruff Starbuck, WA
Thrall, WA
Tiger, WA
Walla Walla, WA
Zillah, WA


West Virginia:
Acme, WV
Alloy, WV
Boggs, WV
Canvas, WV
Forks-Of-Cacpon, WV
Friendly, WV
Frost, WV
Left Hand, WV
Mammoth, WV
Man, WV
Maud, WV
Muddlety, WV
Odd, WV
Pinch, WV
Shanghai, WV
Sod, WV
Tornado, WV


Wyoming:
Bairoil, WY
Jackson Hole, WY


Great Britain

Apes Hall (Norfolk)
Bishops Itchington (unk)
Boysack (Tayside, Scot.)
Brokenborough (Avon)
Burnt Houses (Co. Durham)
California (Norfolk)
Cannard's Grave (Somerset)
Carlingcott (Avon)
Caynham (Shrops.)
Clappers (Lothian, Scotland)
Climpy (Strathclyde, Scotland)
Crackport (County unknown) See picture below!
Devizes (Wilts.)
Diss (Norfolk)
Dollarbeg (Fife, Scotland)
Dorking, Surrey
Duck End (Essex)
Egypt (Hamps.)
Felldownhead (Devon)
Folly Gate (Devon)
Foulden (Lothian, Scotland)
Frisby On The Wreake (Leics.)
Giggleswick, North Yorkshire
Godolphin Cross (Somerset)
Goosey (Oxfords.)
Great Snoring (Norfolk)
Gurney Slade (Avon)
Ham and Sandwich (Kent)
Herodsfoot (Cornwall)
Herringfleet (Norfolk)
Hetton-le-Hole (Co. Durham)
High Ham (Somerset)
Hopton Wafers (Shrops.)
Jump, So. Yorks
Killiecrankie (Tayside, Scot.)
Kilmahog (Central Scotland)
Kilmany (Fife, Scot.)
Knockdown (Avon)
Knockin (Shrops.)
Leatherhead (Exeter)
Little Horwood (Bucks.)
Little Snoring (Norfolk)
Little Sodbury (Avon)
Little Town (Cumbria)
Little Wratting (Cambs.)
LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH, Anglesy, Wales
Lower Down (Shrops.)
Mockbeggar (Kent)
Mousehole (Cornwall)
Much Haddam (Cambs.)
Nasty (Herts.)
Nether Poppleton (North Yorkshire)
New Invention (Wales)
North Piddle (Worcs.)
Peasedown St. John (Wilts.)
Pidley (Cambs.)
Puddledock (Norfolk)
Shop (Cornwall)
Simonsbath (Somerset)
Slip End (Beds.)
Snig's End (Gloucs.)
Sockburn (Co. Durham)
Tiltups End (Avon)
Titson (Cornwall)
Tittensor (Staffs.)
Turner's Puddle (Dorset)
Twelveheads (Cornwall)
Warboys (Cambs.)
Washaway (Cornwall)
Watchet (Somerset)
Waterhouses (Staffs.)
Willey (shrops.)
Windy Yet (Strathclyde, Scotland)
Wormegay (Norfolk)
Wormwood Scrubs (London)
Yelling (Cambs.)


Others in Britain (County unknown):
Climping
Crackaig
Crackpot - see picture below!
Eric Gotobed
Fattahead
Goonbelle
Middle Wallop
Wormelow Tump
Yonder Bognie

 

31.05.2007, 19:55 quote

toby

some more:

Ta Ta Creek (Canada)
Submitted by Tracy A.

Bigadic (Turkey)
Submitted by Bud D.

Cockplay (Scotland)
Submitted by Colin Y.

Bangs Beach (Maine, USA)
Submitted by Ian B.

Dickey (North Dakota, USA)
Submitted by Dusty B.

Pennis Wood (United Kingdom)
Submitted by Ian B.

Gofuku (Japan)
Submitted by Harry M.

Three Cocks (Wales)
Submitted by Harry M.

Dickeyville (Wisconsin, USA)
Submitted by Misty F.

Dunmovin (California, USA)
Submitted by Amanda N.

Peterhead (Scotland)
Submitted by Dave C.

Mount Gay (West Virginia)

Beaverville (Illinois, USA)
Submitted by Katie K.

Boody (Illinois, USA)
Submitted by Katie K.

Bone Gap (Illinois, USA)
Submitted by Katie K.

Vergennes (Illinois)
Submitted by Katie K.

Little Dix Village (West Indies)

Tightsqueeze (Virginia, USA)
Submitted by Barbara M.

Iron Knob (Australia)
Submitted by James R.

Big Knockerstown (United Kingdom)
Submitted by Matt W.

Climax Springs (Missouri, USA)
Submitted by Eric C.

Fertile (Minnesota, USA)
Submitted by Benny M.

Ironwood (Minnesota, USA)
Submitted by Kent

Willacoochie (Georgia, USA)
Submitted by Steve S.

Moreheadsville (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Mike B.

Weener (Germany)

Deep Gap (Tennessee, USA)
Submitted by Curtis T.

Glasscock (Texas, USA)
Submitted by Alan J.

Seman (Alabama, USA)
Submitted by Crystal M.

Long Dong (Guangxi, China)

Titless (Switzerland)
Submitted by James S.

Onacock (Virginia, USA)
Submitted by James E.

Maiden Gully (Australia)
Submitted by Carly

Penistone (England)
Submitted by Alan S.

Fort Dick (California, USA)

Gash (Iran)

Probe (Utah, USA)

Butztown (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Ione J.

Thong (England)
Submitted by Martin

Mary's Inlet (Canada)
Submitted by Basil P.

Bobbin Head (Australia)
Submitted by Matt C.

Mount Titlis (Switzerland)
Submitted by Carole L.

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Sexmoan, Phillipines
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Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)

Elephant Butte (New Mexico, USA)

Dikshit (India)

Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)

Blowhard (Australia)
Submitted by Dominic O.

Sexbierum (Netherlands)
Submitted by Sjouk K.

Reamstown (Pennsylvania, USA)

Pecker's Point (Newfoundland, Canada)
Submitted by Matthew B.

Lickdale (Pennsylvania)
Submitted by Duane H.

Pickles Gap (Arkansas)
Submitted by Velton D.

Nether Wallop (England)
Submitted by Todd B.

Petting (Germany)
Submitted by Bob F.

Mount Mee (Australia)
Submitted by Ian

Titting (Germany)
Submitted by Bob F.

Titty Ho (England)

Yocumtown (Pennsylvania, USA)

Fugit (Kentucky, USA)
Submitted by Tad L.

Assinippi (Massachusetts, USA)
Submitted by Carol S.

Big Cockup and Little Cockup (England)
Submitted by Kirsty F.

Cocktown (Wexford, Ireland)

Cockburn (Australia)
Submitted by Peter R.

Bangor (Wales)
Submitted by Matt

Dyckesville (Wisconsin, USA)

Ballville (Ohio, USA)

Prickwillow (England)
Submitted by Alam C.

Black Charlie's Opening (Australia)
Submitted by Helen Hills

Kinmount (Ontario, Canada)
Submitted by Crystal G. and Mikey P.

Euren (Wisconsin, USA)

Cockland (Ohio, USA)

Spuzzum (Canada)
Submitted by Mike B.

Bloody Dick (Montana, USA)
Submitted by S.B.

Shafter (California, USA)

Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)

Mt. Buggery (Australia)
Submitted by Stan L.

Handcock Town (North Carolina, USA)
Submitted by Michelle S.

Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)

Sackville (Canada)
Submitted by Kyle W.

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Dildo, Canada
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Twatt (Orkney, UK)

Muff (County Donegal, Ireland)

Maggie's Nipples (Wyoming, USA)
Submitted by Tom M.

Bone's Knob (Queensland, Australia)
Submitted by Cyd

Fingringhoe (Essex, UK)
Submitted by Jill M.

Titz (Germany)
Submitted by Ryan A.

Needmore (Texas, USA)
Submitted by Sheila A.

Fruitport (Michigan, USA)
Submitted by Michelle F.

Zip Down (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Lucia H.

Mount Holly (New Jersey, USA)
Submitted by Chris

 

31.05.2007, 19:58 quote

toby



Quote:

Petting is a small municipality in the district Traunstein, Bavaria, Germany. It is located at 47°54′45″N, 12°49′0″E, at the shore of the Waginger See, a diluvial lake. Population 2285.

The first mention of the municipality was in 1048 with the name Pettinga, however it is possible that the settlement already existed at the time of the Roman empire. In 1180 it came into the ownership of the monastery St. Zeno.


In Austria there is a town called Fucking - have a look on Google Maps!

 

01.06.2007, 21:58 quote

MizhinessBusines
MizhinessBusines Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 30 Location: United Kingdom, England, Birmingham
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Scaggsville =P


I SO want to live there....


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08.06.2007, 13:42 quote

thatmadfella

Dunno if this ones bin mentioned but its the village i'm from, Wincle, and before you bother i've heard every variation on the joke

 

21.01.2008, 00:15 quote

69essexlad2008
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Fingringhoe colchester essex england

 

21.01.2008, 14:43 quote

trevp66
trevp66 Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 1114 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hertfordshire
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How's about this place?

 

08.06.2008, 18:22 quote

beddo
beddo Joined: 15 Oct 2006 Posts: 308 Location: United Kingdom, England, Merseyside
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To wake up an old thread...I always giggle when going past the signs for Clitheroe on the M6..

Then there's both Upper and Lower Peeover south of Manchester somewhere..

 

08.06.2008, 18:25 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 10687 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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Polyphant in Cornwall
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08.06.2008, 20:16 quote

oggioggi

 

08.06.2008, 22:12 quote

ankles
ankles Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 185 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lincolnshire
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Spital by street, near Lincoln

Isnt there a village in Cornwall called No Man's Land?

Not quite the same but in Lincoln there's an old alley way call The Glory Hole

 

08.06.2008, 22:19 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 10687 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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ankles wrote:
Spital by street, near Lincoln

Isnt there a village in Cornwall called No Man's Land?

Not quite the same but in Lincoln there's an old alley way call The Glory Hole


Yep I do know whare there is a no mans land, there could be more than one....not sure Confused
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09.06.2008, 18:51 quote

redelicious
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ankles wrote:
Spital by street, near Lincoln

Isnt there a village in Cornwall called No Man's Land?

Not quite the same but in Lincoln there's an old alley way call The Glory Hole


near the baker/butchers? Goes to the bus station? Stinks of pee? Laughing
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09.06.2008, 23:37 quote

ankles
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No its on the side of tie rack, leads towards the brayford, but also stinks of pee

The other one has drawings of monkey's down there, why?

 

11.06.2008, 06:12 quote

sc0ttie

 
 
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