but he got brought back to life, by this old wizard and the wizard gave him a magic bottle and he rubbed the bottle and .....

he got the biggest hard on of his life! So he went to....

You can't continue after the end, you bunch of cheating watsits!!!!

but his massive hard-on knocked the bottle out of his hands! It fell to the ground and smashed, releasing a thick pungent green cloud that smelled of



to the killjoydave

cow dung

. Suddenly there was a massive

aliens! He reached for his lazer rifle

But he was too late. They ripped him limb from limb (and Ripley wasn't around to save him).

A little later a leprechaun strolled by who on seeing the mess, commented '

"I'm not a doctor, but thats gotta HURT," and

with the wave of an arm and a puff of smoke he cast a spell.

but it back fired and created an army of wild bees which started to...
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ffs it is soooo tempting to just say 'sting chet' lol!!! pmsl

all turn round and look at the leprechaun with very angry looks on their little faces.

The leprechaun ran for his life and found escape from the compound via...
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