- ah yes, the road of skulls. It was created by

Ronald Mcdonald before he got his job at macky d's
times were hard for ron in them days he was the devils bitch and he would have to strip skulls of their eye's and tongue's but he would always dream of the day when.....................

he could do the same in the real world but make some serious money out of it! A very unhappything thing happened during his time there, he moved, just as a huge bolder was about to land on his head and squish him. However, I'm digressing...
Back to our story and that road, a rider appeared, carrying a

Severed head, that he cut from ...

an angry goat that stopped his quest for...

finding the woman of his dreams. Befoe he continued with his journey he ....

he checked his saddle bag to find...

a big pile of condomws which he used for.......

Hiding narcotics, which the state viewed as…

standard currency.

being illegal, but they secretly had a warehouse full of them and sold them to the highest bidder... and he was the delivery guy, but thought feck it..
and decided to try some then..............

<Oops>
<please ignore me >

and then he

died

the end!