full of toys so he ......

spent some time enjoying himself.

Then the fire alarm went off

But he ignored it coz he was having to much fun playing with himself

and instead decided to..............

press the eject button,

That didn't work and he started to panic

then all of a sudden........................

a trap door in the roof opened and a ninja fell in -

Then another trap door opened in the floor and he fell out

into a big farkin............................

pumpkin pie, which seemed to be floating in some sort of blue cloud. He wiped his face, knelt up and looked over the side to see

Filth a big black cradle of filth!!! made up of puss and shit

he started to cry coz......................

his father was a night shift shit shifter and he knew how bad this could get! He decided to take drastic measures. He quickly pressed the red button on his wrist instrument and bang!

His brain fell off...................yeah u guessed it straight into the filth right where his dad was shifting shit!!!

he screamed a very hi pitched scream.............

which awoke the troll. It had had a few too many the night before and on stumbling out of the two headed nag, had decided that the filth cradle looked like a comfy place to spent the night.

The troll rolled over on top of the brain which was fired up into the air,

And straight into his mouth........................the troll started to choke (coff coff)
the brain was tickling the back of his throat
he didnt like that infact he hated brain in his mouth even at the best of times
he stood up quick gagging on the little willy but then in his haste.............

(Pmsl at you two)

............. took a huge bite

of the chicken sandwich, that he had packed b4 he set off, he needed all the energy he could get for the road ahead.......