one day i was walking

along the road when

I met a one-eyed dwarf on a unicycle. He said to me..

eye eye what are you doing then he

WALKED ON DOWN THE HALL !!!!!!!!

and he came to a door, and he looked inside ........

inside was a.............

scene of wonder and delight, so he just decided to ......

enter, cause he wanted 2 see more of ...

the amazing sight that was

before his eye, 2 beautiful ....

rosey, large & squidgy

...boobies.

It should've been obvious - the sign on the door had said "Large, rosy, squidgy boobie room", but it was on his blind side. So he got back on his unicycle and wobbled cautiously in search of the "Small, peachy, firm butts" room.
It wasn't long before he realised that...

if he had of stayed in the first room, he would have had .....

seen that these rosey large and squidgy boobed women had small peachy firm butts too but alas he had left so onwards and upwards he went. The next room he came across was..........