...all my clothes...
...and it wasn't a dream...
...and people were pointing...
So I went into a store and...
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

tried to buy new clothes but that's when I realized I didn't have my purse.

I then had to......
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Love sought is good, but given unsought, is better.
William Shakespeare

strip naked and do an irish jig

which led to ....

them actually paying me to put on clothes.


I still had some money left so I.......
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Love sought is good, but given unsought, is better.
William Shakespeare

..the king's new clothes and went home in those.
People seemed, somehow, more...
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

....accepting of that......
so then I couldn't wait.....
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http://arisingmoon.deviantart.com/gallery/#-Fantasy-Art-
http://myriad28.spaces.live.com/

to get home and hide under the bed from sheer embarssment.... a few hours later my parter came home and...........
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Vice Admiral Sarah of the USS Apllo
Vice Admiral T'Pau of the USS Princess
Vice Admiral Sileg of the USS Retribution
Lieutenant General Tries of the IKS Hek'ihr
Lieutenant General Vukno of the IKS Gortoth
HMD (thanks to Justmet)

... used a vacuum cleaner attachment on me in a sexually obscure way.

When looking to date any woman off the Internet, the most crucial aspects and qualities I look for are:

A) They are in fact women.

B) .......
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Love sought is good, but given unsought, is better.
William Shakespeare

...... they don't sing in the shower cos other wise it will rain and these women need a.....
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Vice Admiral Sarah of the USS Apllo
Vice Admiral T'Pau of the USS Princess
Vice Admiral Sileg of the USS Retribution
Lieutenant General Tries of the IKS Hek'ihr
Lieutenant General Vukno of the IKS Gortoth
HMD (thanks to Justmet)

PVC corset, hair-free body and a bullwhip, just to make sure the rain doesn't stick.

If a bird without a bush is worth two in both hands, then be careful what you wish for, as you might just...

...f*ck off the site!

And when the webmaster did not go to the Police regarding the harassment and criminal activity of one b*stard piece of sh*t on here and thus did not get the Police to subpoena all the prick's related proxy providers and thus then arrest him and prosecute him or pass him over to me so he can be killed somewhere, the site went down hill, the best people left, the forums have been ruined, membership has been ruined, no profiles can be deemed reliable nor worth messaging, and so the webmaster - despite being kept informed of all of this as things have happened and progressed - went on and did...