diary forgot the date that mjt is posing

If I could remember that date I would...

not miss that for the world!

My main aim in life is....

tell him to stop being fu...ng invisible cos I cannot find him again.

If I was an alien I would be....

someone that looks like me


The truth about aliens is...

sailors outfit!

If I was a special power i would be...

...goat to get my 'special' milk?


And the Lord said unto him........

love, but changing breed is just a field's walk away!



I am a nice guy really, but.....

...not like it up the bottom?

I know that Baggie really wants....

........Mars, I got travel sick in the spaceship.

Tomorrow will bring........

If I close my eyes real hard I can.......win a gurneying competition.

Never look down when......