brought a combine harvester.

I've always dreamed of...

Say im pretty on days i dont feel it.

There are times when.....

The way people keep finishing your sentences?



It's around about the time to...

go to bed

I'm looking forward to........

Finish my work on time on thursdays.

It always amuses me when...

I had been born male? Hmmmm

I want to be

we hadn't got rid of Jack Lester.

I'll always remember the day...

I had my kids



Why cant people just

Coffee, it warms me up and keeps me sane.

I can't decide...

the feckn weather forecasters



tomorrow is .............

Some of our clients bizzare accents in my previous job.

I just can't accept...

you lose a tooth? To be without love would do....

to get stuck behind tractors when I'm in a hurry


why do resturants............

...always seem to do crap mashed potatoes?

It really angers me when...