http://www.pressanykey.com/cgi-bin/jquiz.cgi

10 aswell lol baseball one for me too, and the pill one but i must say i knew most of them before doing the test lol look how honest i am

Ewww! I only got 6! How thick do I feel!

10 out of 12 for me but like Moldypeach I have seen most of them before!!

11 woo-hoo

Dropped by 10 since the last time i took it hehe, not bad though, wonder if saintsfan will take it
_________________
Please read the forum guidelines before you post

i think i need 2 go back 2 skoool or my brains dead and i should go 2 the pub
i only got 6 six




and i normally do well at teat with no spellings

i got 4.... says im drunk

I scored 8

It didnt accept my answer about the ark

12 There are 12 2-cent stamps in a dozen! - You answered [ 12]
You got this one right!

Your Score
You scored 12 out of 12 - You are a genius

Is there a fourth of July in England?
Yes! You answered [ yes ]

You got this one right!

How many birth days does the average man have?
1 Just one!
You answered [ 1 ]

You got this one right!

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12, all of them! - You answered [ all]
The question asked how many months, not what months, and since the instructions stated most answers are numeric I should mark this wrong. But I won't!

You got this one right!

In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
6 - You answered [ 5]
Three per side! Even the 9th inning has 6, but the game is called at the 3rd out when the home team is behind. Also, score yourself a penalty of -1 if you think you don't count the 6th out in the inning.

You got this one wrong!

Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?
No - You answered [ yes]

Because he is dead! There is no legal precedence for a dead man to marry! Remember, we are asking if a man CAN marry, not if a man was legally married. Score yourself a penalty of -1 if you are thinking of what the man did in the past.

You got this one wrong!

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70 - You answered [ 70]

You got this one right!

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2 - You answered [ 5]
You took them, remember?

You got this one wrong! You are in a store, if there are three apples and you take away 2, you will get busted for shoplifting!

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60. - You answered [ 60]

You got this one right!

A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?
9 - You answered [ 8]
If 8 out of 17 die, all but 9 die...(which means 8 die, get it?) Keeping the dead sheep doesn't count!

You got this one wrong!

How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
0 - You answered [ 2]
Moses didn't take any animals on an ark, Noah did!

You got this one wrong!

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
meat - You answered [ meat]

You got this one right!

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12 There are 12 2-cent stamps in a dozen! - You answered [ 6]
You know, a dozen is 12!

You got this one wrong!

Your Score
You scored 6 out of 12 - You are not thinking

dear me

You scored 5 out of 12 - You are not from around here, are you?

No idea about baseball - is that like rounders?