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24.11.2009, 21:57 quote

mirrorpool
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A new idea as so many people seem to spend time in pubs, what about stories and stuff.....hauntings, odd pubs, characters you've met in them.......even pics?

I was just thinking about a pub I used to go to in my teens it was called The Crazy Pub in fact I'm not even sure if that was it's proper name, or if it is still there at a place called Hundsden in Hertfordshire I think.
Anyhow this pub had railway carriage seats and lots of strange things stuck or hanging all over the ceiling, including a butler sink. The barman used to ring a handbell every so often and swap hats on his head, and sometimes every round came to the same price no matter what or how many drinks you bought. The loos were out the back and every time you used it a bell would ring in the bar...... then they had a car parking attendant..... how weird was that? he used to be dressed like a lollipop man!I remember on a drunken night out falling over and landing at his feet, I looked up and said "Is this the end?" Embarassed

 

25.11.2009, 04:45 quote

tryst46

I used to go to a bar in Sittingbourne called the Red Lion. It was taken over a few years ago now but before that, the place used to have a real creepy aura. I think it used to be an old coach house at one time. The usual old fashioned fireplace right in the middle and open on both sides but never a fire in it. there was a cauldron with a pair of legs sticking out of it on the fire. All around the bar were huge imitation spider webs with a toy spider in the middle, bats and all sorts of creepy things. There were also small instruments of torture as well like a thumb screw etc. In all, the place was made to look a bit like a dungeon.

Funny enough, the place was quite friendly though which was a little out of character for the environment.

 

25.11.2009, 16:12 quote

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bonjovi01 Joined: 07 Nov 2009 Posts: 484 Location: United Kingdom, England, Nottinghamshire
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I had a cosmopolitan in Aiden and Steves bar from sex in the city, on a sex in the city tour!

And that is quite possibly the saddest thing i will ever say here.
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26.11.2009, 13:32 quote

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bonjovi01 wrote:
I had a cosmopolitan in Aiden and Steves bar from sex in the city, on a sex in the city tour!

And that is quite possibly the saddest thing i will ever say here.


But I'm sure 90% of the female population will be fascinated by it.

I used to frequent an Irish Bar on the Bethnal Green road named Bohola, it quite frankly, is the best pub I've ever been in. There's nothing weird, strange or particularly special about it, it's just that everything you want in a pub, is there. It has good beer (the guiness is nothing short of exceptional) great people and it's just decorated like any other pub in the world. Seriously recommend it if you're ever in that oart of the world.
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26.11.2009, 13:50 quote

mirrorpool
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I used to love playing bar billiards but haven't seen it any pubs for years now...... are there any places left that still have a table?

A couple of days ago I heard that The Red Lion is the commonest name for pubs in the UK.....near me is Ye Olde Red Lyon which I guess ought to count.

 

26.11.2009, 15:45 quote

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The king John in Nottingham was always great for the start of a night out. Loads of pool tables, cheap beer, dukebox. Everything you need.
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26.11.2009, 19:10 quote

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mirrorpool wrote:
I used to love playing bar billiards but haven't seen it any pubs for years now...... are there any places left that still have a table?


The Duke of Wellington in Leasingham, Lincolnshire had one. It was the only place I'd seen one since I was a kid. I haven't been in there for about a year and a half though.
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26.11.2009, 21:02 quote

handsel
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mirrorpool wrote:
I used to love playing bar billiards but haven't seen it any pubs for years now...... are there any places left that still have a table?
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All that stuff has disappeared. When I came to the Midlands, 40 years ago, nearly every pub had bar billards, shove-a-halfpenny, darts, skittles, cards (supposedly not for money), crib boards, and dominoes, etc. Generally free to use! But all the games were played for money, if you were fool enough to take on the hustlers. Laughing
(I used to play skittles on a team and for money! That's table-skittles - throwing the cheese! Razz)
The pubs had teams playing these games on different nights in mid-week. It was a way of guaranteeing a full pub every night. Some pubs might have a number of teams in darts, dominoes, or skittles, etc. They always provided grub after the games and the regulars could dig in too.
I seldom go in pubs now, but it just seems the pubs want something that takes money off people: jukeboxes, slot-machines, pool-tables, Are You Intoxicated?, Will You Need Something For The Weekend, Sir?, etc.
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26.11.2009, 21:36 quote

mirrorpool
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handsel wrote:
mirrorpool wrote:
I used to love playing bar billiards but haven't seen it any pubs for years now...... are there any places left that still have a table?
...

All that stuff has disappeared. When I came to the Midlands, 40 years ago, nearly every pub had bar billards, shove-a-halfpenny, darts, skittles, cards (supposedly not for money), crib boards, and dominoes, etc. Generally free to use! But all the games were played for money, if you were fool enough to take on the hustlers. Laughing
(I used to play skittles on a team and for money! That's table-skittles - throwing the cheese! Razz)
The pubs had teams playing these games on different nights in mid-week. It was a way of guaranteeing a full pub every night. Some pubs might have a number of teams in darts, dominoes, or skittles, etc. They always provided grub after the games and the regulars could dig in too.
I seldom go in pubs now, but it just seems the pubs want something that takes money off people: jukeboxes, slot-machines, pool-tables, Are You Intoxicated?, Will You Need Something For The Weekend, Sir?, etc.

I wonder why it only seems to be the darts and pool that have survived.

 

26.11.2009, 21:52 quote

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firdonthor Joined: 22 Nov 2009 Posts: 104 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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yeah would seam logical to remove the potential miss thrown dart or chipped ball due to drunken stupour first... then again those cards can give a nasty paper cut so...
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26.11.2009, 21:58 quote

whysoserious1983
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mirrorpool wrote:

I wonder why it only seems to be the darts and pool that have survived.


Not round here. You go into a lot of the pubs and people still play dominoes and crib.
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26.11.2009, 22:36 quote

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firdonthor wrote:
yeah would seam logical to remove the potential miss thrown dart or chipped ball due to drunken stupour first... then again those cards can give a nasty paper cut so...

So you reckon it's all health and safety? Razz
They'll be taking away the chairs soon... People fall off.
Paper cups... No bottles or glasses = no injuries.
No nuts... (anaphylaxis and choking etc.)
No crisps... Too much salt.
Can we have that music? Tinnitus, hip dislocation, ego manglation, etc.

Everyone gets a padded sumo suit at the door, in case of falling over.
They could be all in different colours to indicate various things:
'I'm on the pull', 'I'm with someone', 'I'm with someone else', 'I'm with Bill's wife'.
'Looking for someone of the opposite sex', 'Looking for someone of the same sex', 'Looking for Bill's wife', 'Fuck off!'
'I'm going to get plastered', 'I'm being careful', 'I'm stuffed: I'm driving'.
'I'm hard!', 'I'm super tough!', 'I'm a cross-dressing cagefighter!'
'Don't start anything!', 'Do you get in many fights?', 'Are you a man or a mouse?', 'Eek!'

I hadn't thought about that, but you could be right.
Wonder if they'll still sell alcohol? Razz
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26.11.2009, 22:43 quote

firdonthor
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hmm.. well they already started putting 'warning: may contain nuts' on packets of peanuts and 'Hot when heated' so what you say isnt that big a step... worryingly
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26.11.2009, 23:38 quote

whysoserious1983
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I went into a pub the other week that wouldn't put pins out for poppies in case people stabbed themselves.

Wear your poppy with pride! Providing you can find your own pin.
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27.11.2009, 05:11 quote

tryst46

handsel wrote:
So you reckon it's all health and safety? Razz
They'll be taking away the chairs soon... People fall off.
Paper cups... No bottles or glasses = no injuries.
No nuts... (anaphylaxis and choking etc.)
No crisps... Too much salt.
Can we have that music? Tinnitus, hip dislocation, ego manglation, etc.

Everyone gets a padded sumo suit at the door, in case of falling over.
They could be all in different colours to indicate various things:
'I'm on the pull', 'I'm with someone', 'I'm with someone else', 'I'm with Bill's wife'.
'Looking for someone of the opposite sex', 'Looking for someone of the same sex', 'Looking for Bill's wife', 'Fuck off!'
'I'm going to get plastered', 'I'm being careful', 'I'm stuffed: I'm driving'.
'I'm hard!', 'I'm super tough!', 'I'm a cross-dressing cagefighter!'
'Don't start anything!', 'Do you get in many fights?', 'Are you a man or a mouse?', 'Eek!'

I hadn't thought about that, but you could be right.
Wonder if they'll still sell alcohol? Razz

You forgot the one that says, 'This is not sumo suit, I am actually this size for real.'

No alcohol because it destroys the liver, no soft drinks to reduce the chance or hyperactivity, especially with dodgy tickers. 100% pure filtered water only costing £100 per bottle due to the number pf processes it has to go through (and of course, the governments cut).

Right. Now we've totally destroyed the public house industry, what's next?

 
 
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