I had a thought the other day that I wanted to begin trying to expand my vocabulary. However how fun is it to read the dictionary by yourself?! Yes indeed. So I decided to inflict my boredom upon my fellow posters.

I shall begin.

Spatchcock spach'kok, v or n (English, probably from dispatch and brain)

To insert into a text too hurriedly or inappropriately; a fowl stuffed and cooked immediately after killing.

As a verb, spatchcock is a term that should be picked up and used by every editor who has ever had to read a manuscript that has been prepared in such a manner.

Abba

1. In the new testament, God. Mark 14:36.
2. Small a. Father. Used as a title of honour in several Eastern churches. [Middle English, from Latin, from Greek, from Aramaic].

cunc·ta·tor Pronunciation[kuhngk-tey-ter]–noun


a procrastinator; delayer.

abba - good one snaith. Cant stand the group though!! Abba - thank you for nothing!!!

Permambulator - n.one who perambulates;
a baby carriage;
an instrument for measuring road distances.

I should point out that my dictionary was published in 1914!

so for the young ones here, a baby carriage would be called a buggy, push chair, pram.........

aba, abba.

1. A light fabric woven from the hair of camels or goats.
2. A loose fitting sleeveless garment of this fabric worn by Arabs.

Arab.

A kind of horse


Horse.

A kind of mammal


Mammal.

A kind of animal


Animal.

A creature partly consisting of pepperami


Pepperami.

A spicy phallic snack


Phallic Snack.

A BJ


BJ.

A phallic snack which can be made spicy by the consumption of pepperamis

Lol!


Lady - a respectable woman

Laydee - an unrespectable woman

Laddie - a respectable young man

Lassy - a respectable dog

Girlfriend - hands free kit for wankers

Rabble-rouser

A leader or speaker who stirs up the passions of the masses; a demagogue.