But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

V in V for Vendetta. My favourite part of the whole speech in bold.
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

So many classic lines in that film. Just a shame they had to drop so much from the graphic novel.

They could have made a great job of adapting the 'Vicious Cabaret' if they'd put their minds to it.

V for Vendetta is one of the better adaptations too, yet it could have been so much more.

I'm always a bit dubious of a Vertigo adaptation, I mean look at Constantine, adapted from Hellblazer. A blonde englishman suddenly becomes Neo.
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

I have to admit I saw V For Vendetta before I read the graphic novel. It was one of those I'd meant to read for years but never got around to it (bit weird as I'm a big Alan Moore fan). Then after I introduced an ex to the film she bought it for me one Xmas.

After reading it I just thought there was so much more they could have done with the film. I've heard some Alan Moore fans say it was shit, but as a standalone film its superb.

I know you'd have trouble packing everything in there and still making it watchable, but look at Watchmen. There wasn't all that much missing there. Well, certainly not much missing that you could actually transfer to celluloid (and you've got to take your hat off to Snyder for having a crack at Black Freighter too).

Still a classic though!

Funniest film line iv'e heard has to be

''Why is there an obserdly dressed half naked man chained to a fence post being tossed off by an old blind council worker?''

LOL (:
ali G in da house (:

Ken: Coming up?
Ray: What's up there?
Ken: The view.
Ray: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Ken: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world.
Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.


Ken: We shall strike a balance between culture and fun.
Ray: Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf.


Eirik: I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.
Harry: Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault.
Eirik: What?
Harry: I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the marry up.
Yuri: Eirek - I really wouldn't respond.
Eirik: I thought you wanted the guy dead?
Harry: I do want the guy dead, I want him fucking crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?

There are so many more...so many. In Bruges was great!
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Unless it's mad, passionate, Extraordinary love, It's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life Love shouldn't be one of them.

Peter Kay, last night on the Brit Awards:

"Here with a moving tribute to Michael Jackson, it's Leicester's answer to Aswad - Kasabian"

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I...

I wanna be on you!

Driver slows down to look at abandond car at roadside... Hitchiker in passenger seat pushes drivers leg onto gas pedal and they speed past.

Driver: What did you do that for? Look I think you better get out now, the rides over.... goodbye.
Hitcher: (sigh) I'm gunna sit here, and your gunna drive. (sneeze) excuse me.
Driver: What was the matter with that car back there?
Hitcher: Why?
Driver: Just thought i saw something thats all.
Hitcher: I ran out of gas.
Driver: So you need a gas station?
Hitcher: Would help.
Driver: Okay.
They drive
Hitcher: Gas stations have cigaretts.
Driver: What about gas?
Hitcher: I... dont need gas!
Driver: What do you WANT!!
Hitcher: Laughs...
Driver: Whats so funny?
Hitcher: Thats what the other guy said.
Driver: Whos the other guy?
Hitcher: The guy who was driving the car back there, the guy that picked me up before you did.
Driver: Was that him in the car?
Hitcher: Damn sure it was! Couldnt have walked very far.
Driver: Whys that?
Hitcher: Because i cut off his legs.... and his arms... and his head.... and I'm gunna do the same to you.

The Hitcher.. 1986.

From an episode of I'm Alan Partridge when Alan offended a farmer live on his Radio Norwich show...

"You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they have got beaks. You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small. Do you deny that? No, I think his silence speaks volumes".

Gentlemen, behold! I have grafted a deer antler to my groin! Y'know so I'll fit in with the rest of the herd...

Dr Weird; Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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Brother, you look like a fat man in dire need of an ass bruising!

Err; Aqua teen Hunger Force

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Silence! I'm psycho-flexing. Come on! Bend! Rubber spoon Rubber spoon Rubber spoon Rubber spoon...

Captain Murphy; Sealab 2021

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I watch adult swim..and only adult swim.

End scene of Blade Runner

"all those moments will be lost, like tears.. in the rain, time to die"

'The End' - after watching the sci-fi b-movie: "Mum and dad save the world."