"I tell you what Mr dragon why dont u come round for breakfast somtime and we can talk like civilised adults"

"sounds very hospitable"

"Do you know were I live"

"No"

"Well marry off then"

"That's okay, Nurse Pillbow, if Mr. McMurphy chooses not to take his medication orally than I'm sure we can arrange for him to have it some other way. But, I don't think you would like it, Mr. McMurphy."

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lilacrose wrote:

Here's an EASY one for ya.... "Hey laserlips! Your mamma was a snowblower!"

Short circuit

"Me Balls Burning!" "Don't Stand So Close To The Fire!"

Carry On Camping?


"They've been... de-kaffir-nated."

Lethal weapon 2 I think

Person1: You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower.

Person 2: I can't wait to die.

Dogma!

Damn it
ok whats this one

I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.

Anchorman

Fifty million dollars? Man, who do you think you kidnapped? Chelsea Clinton?

Rush hour!

If they can dye the river green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?

The fugitive

No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please

Trainspotting

You assholes almost broke my armpit finger!

Saturday Night Fever

(You wouldn't know which one it was)

'Daddy! Oh my daddy" (and stop Googling.....)