Are you lost? 'Cos I think heavens missing an angel.


I still fall for his corny one liners!

1. Your body`s name must be Visa, because it`s everywhere I want to be ...
2. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money

3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock

4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I`m the only one talking to you.

5. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I`ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I`ll do it your way

6. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

7. I can`t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

8. I`m new in town, could I have directions to your house.

9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald`s, you would be McGorgeous.

10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely!

that must be a wonderbra your wearing cos ive been wondering all night how to get it off your body
you must be tired youve been running through my mind all evening

my god your the girl that will be starring in my next w**k
get your coat youve pulled and how do you like your eggs in the morning

Walk upo to a girl and ask her for a piece of ice from her drink. Crush it and then say "now that I've broken the ice..."

How about:
"I want to rub the outside of me on the inside of you"
"But I like a bit of cellulite when I'm not watching the football"
"I want to wrap you in cling film and throw kippers at you"
"If I called you beautiful, would you sit on my face and wriggle?"
"You don't sweat much for a fat bird"
"I hope you dont mind, but i'm just going to sit here and wait until you're drunk enough to come back to my hotel room" (That actually worked in Binghampton, NY!!!)

I had a message from a 22 yrs old lad the other day. "Hello gorgeous" so I wrote and said I have a son your age!! to which he replied,
"Thats ok, I can show you a good time, TRUST ME".
I nearly fell off my chair laughing - I didnt think corny lines like that actually existed for real!

From an irish guy


''Dya have any irish in ya ''

My reply ''nope''

His reply ''would you like some ''

"Your parents must have been bakers 'cause you have a perfect set of buns"
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"Time travel,
It's been getting me down,
I've been gone so long,
I don't think I'm ever coming down
I've seen tomorrow
And I've seen yesterday
But will I see your face again?"
- Orange Goblin, The Time Travelling Blues

erm i dont think i have ever had a chat up line like these mainly as i think if i a guy looks at me and tries to approach me when we are out its probably only for a laugh so i just give them a filthy look

i would say the worst like i have had is ..."would you like to be my dirty little whore and have me ram you up the ..." well i think you can guess needless to say he didnt last 30 seconds after that he was gone or rather i was

fast
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FoxyHan - Proof that it's not all grim up north

I always remember Eric Morecambe walking into a supermarket in one of his sketches, and saying to the woman stacking the shelves, “I’m told everything’s coming down this weekend. What time do you finish?”