got talking to a few friends at a flat party last wkend and managed to compile a list of the worst chat up lines we've seen or heard.

When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.

How was heaven when you left.

Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

"You look like my first wife" "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor"

"I know why Soloman had 600 wives, because he never found you."

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!

You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?

Is it hot in here or is it you?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

As she's leaving.......Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?

What's your favourite colour?

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.

If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
"I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven."

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke

Try........

"You've got a pretty liittle mouth, but it would look better with my balls hanging out of it...."


Never fails (to depress)....

do you believe in love at first sight ? or shall i walk past again...

or..

excuse me love, i've lost my phone number - can i have yours

or..

get y'er coat, you've pulled..

or..

do you want to use my phone to call someone and tell them that your staying at mine tonight..

or..

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

or..

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
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That's a nice dress... it'd look great on my bedroom floor..
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Ones that have been used on me(strangely enough..none of them worked!) :

"Have you got a mirror in your pants? 'cause i can definately see myself in them"

"I don't like that top.......take it off"

"Hi, want to make your friends jealous....then go tell them you just pulled me"

warning not very tasteful bt here goes.....If one of your legs is Christmas and the other New Year, can i come between the holidays?

I warned you lol.

is that a ladder in your tights... or a stairway to heaven..
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Go up to a bird and say....

Hello darling, fancy a shag????

When she says NO!!! you say....

Well do you mind laying down while I have one?

'Can we go back to yours ............ dont think my wife would appreciate it if you came back to mine'

Genuine line i received a while ago ............. i mean there is honesty and there is honesty ............ lets just say he got my feelings on the subject of infidelity with both barrels ................

The corniest one I used was when I walked up to a Tesco home delivery van and asked the driver (obviously, a lady) if the phone number on the side of the van was hers, or if she had another one I could call her on.

I wish I could be a tear; so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips

Can i have you're picture? because i need to show santa what i want for christmas

well done !!! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the prize is a night with me!


i'll add more as i remember them
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hi your name must be gillette because your the best a man can get