well i can understand the ratio meaning women get more messages, but whats with the automated spam part? why target the minority group in a community if you want to scam money.

lmao true nightwave

lmao oh dear god the visions i have right now thanks guys lol

i saw someone cybering on a webcam once who was playing base with her hands, blowing into a harmonica with her mouth, clashing symbols with her knees, playing an accordian with her bum (she sat and stood up a lot), beating the keys of a xylophone with her head, and hitting a triangle with a stick attached to her elbow and was able to talk to me at the same time by typeing with her feet.

I didn't stay chatting for long though, cause i felt she was showing off.

well there was a lot of moaning as a result, but it was mainly the neighbours complaining.

i was buzzing in joy and laughter for about 4 months when i met a lovely girl on FB we chatted for days ,had lots of laughs and enjoyed our banter .we even planned to meet each other with talk of moving near to each other (although we never said we'd live witheach other ) because i believe we were both compatable and i had a hint of love . the bug had bitten me and i was hooked on her .but then the dreaded text came through ............knocked me off my feet ..............."sorry hun but i,ve met someone else and we are getting on well with each other".....................she said ...............then the fucking killer line comes up as if to weaken her blow ............."but can we still be friends" .......................do women think astatement like that is to cheer us up ..no ......it,s to cover the harsh blow she,s delivered and also to help her to feel better about her cruel streak that has run through her..................the truth is that she has met someone else and she has known him for a while but she went behind my back and dipped into the seedy side of life by putting my hopes up and maybe others .but im the one who didn,t win her heart and that is painful(especially as i was about to meet her in the flesh for the first time in just 6 days time ) but alas life goes on . pickmyself up again and i,ll have to get on with it. ...thanks for reading hope it wasn,t a bitter pill to swallow but as you can understand at the time of "going to press" i was gutted and bitter . but i feel a whole lot better telling you lovely people out there . ps i forgot to tell you all that my reply to her text was to" get on and enjoy your life with your new man in your life ................afterall the winner takes it all !