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10.11.2009, 14:54 quote

bonjovi01
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[quote="xboobytubeyx"]On here, I seem to attract women who send me gross messeges and blokes who tell me they are wearing womans knickers and not to tell anybody or they will kill me ! And boring people who don't know from their face to their arse Very Happy


You really get messages like that? pmsl. don't get me wrong, i am sure it aint funny for you geting em but What would make someone message a random person to tell them they are wearing womens underwear?

'Hello, you are very atractive and i am sure you will be atracted to me when i tell you i am wearing ladies panties!' Oh and don't tell anyone.

Some strange folk out there!
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10.11.2009, 16:09 quote

xkatie6x

i v had that same message and i know a few others who have to i think its just some joker taking the mick

 

10.11.2009, 16:17 quote

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I almost feel left out now. i don't seem to atract any weirdos.
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10.11.2009, 16:35 quote

xboobytubeyx

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xboobytubeyx wrote:
On here, I seem to attract women who send me gross messeges and blokes who tell me they are wearing womans knickers and not to tell anybody or they will kill me ! And boring people who don't know from their face to their arse Very Happy


You really get messages like that? pmsl. don't get me wrong, i am sure it aint funny for you geting em but What would make someone message a random person to tell them they are wearing womens underwear?

'Hello, you are very atractive and i am sure you will be atracted to me when i tell you i am wearing ladies panties!' Oh and don't tell anyone.

Some strange folk out there!


lol yes i did get a messege like that, he then told me it wasnt for me and that i should not open the messege and to delete it straight away... u cant actually send a messege to someone by mistake on here, ur on their profile at the end of the day but he said

************************************
From:
Subject:
Date: seanj77k
"AS YOU ORDERED MISTRESS"
2009-11-09 22:48:03 ///YES mistress the answer to your last question i guess ive been secretly wearing womens underwear i guess for two years now, .thanks for reasuring me this stays between us and the information wont be used only to make sure i do as you order., heres the emails of the two fat dumb bitches like every other woman at the office that i cant stand, ****and *****. i have taken the picture like your ordered of me wearing pink and white knickers and iam sitting here in just my knickers like you said mistress,, i understand wont have any choice but to do everything you say now once i send this information mistress my yahoo messenger id is ********* and i hope if your girlfreinds are into it to they can add me on my messnger to//

lmao then threatened me when i told him to f off. lol
I mean they are funny, messeges like he sent, u cant not but laugh, but i still gave him some abuse over it especially as white and pink knickers are so not in fashion! Very Happy

 

10.11.2009, 16:43 quote

bonjovi01
bonjovi01 Joined: 07 Nov 2009 Posts: 481 Location: United Kingdom, England, Nottinghamshire
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Why do i have a picture of a middle aged bloke in pink and white keks in my head now?

And he is a bloke, of course he won't know they are not in fashion!

If you get anymore can you post them up here too, its bloody funny lol.
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10.11.2009, 17:10 quote

tomtom63

the best way is not to reply at all if you think they get off on sending something like that what will they be like if you reply... and that image scares the shit out of me too...

 

10.11.2009, 17:13 quote

70

There's a whole thread for weird and funny messages.

 

10.11.2009, 17:38 quote

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xboobytubeyx wrote:

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Oops! You left his name in...
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Or a life-time supply of pink and white knicks? Evil or Very Mad
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10.11.2009, 18:56 quote

gj458

I dont get shit other than the typical "id like to get to know you more, but im married!" .. what? i'd like some of that shit the guy wearing pink and whatever knickers is smoking tbh

 

10.11.2009, 20:12 quote

xkatie6x

bonjovi01 wrote:
I almost feel left out now. i don't seem to atract any weirdos.


aww do you want me to send you some wierd messages so that you feel better

 

10.11.2009, 20:26 quote

annmarie5988

[quote="xboobytubeyx"]

bonjovi01 wrote:
xboobytubeyx wrote:
On here, I seem to attract women who send me gross messeges and blokes who tell me they are wearing womans knickers and not to tell anybody or they will kill me ! And boring people who don't know from their face to their arse Very Happy


You really get messages like that? pmsl. don't get me wrong, i am sure it aint funny for you geting em but What would make someone message a random person to tell them they are wearing womens underwear?

'Hello, you are very atractive and i am sure you will be atracted to me when i tell you i am wearing ladies panties!' Oh and don't tell anyone.

Some strange folk out there!


lol yes i did get a messege like that, he then told me it wasnt for me and that i should not open the messege and to delete it straight away... u cant actually send a messege to someone by mistake on here, ur on their profile at the end of the day but he said

************************************
From:
Subject:
Date: seanj77k
"AS YOU ORDERED MISTRESS"
2009-11-09 22:48:03 ///YES mistress the answer to your last question i guess ive been secretly wearing womens underwear i guess for two years now, .thanks for reasuring me this stays between us and the information wont be used only to make sure i do as you order., heres the emails of the two fat dumb bitches like every other woman at the office that i cant stand, ****and *****. i have taken the picture like your ordered of me wearing pink and white knickers and iam sitting here in just my knickers like you said mistress,, i understand wont have any choice but to do everything you say now once i send this information mistress my yahoo messenger id is ********* and i hope if your girlfreinds are into it to they can add me on my messnger to//

lmao then threatened me when i told him to f off. lol
I mean they are funny, messeges like he sent, u cant not but laugh, but i still gave him some abuse over it especially as white and pink knickers are so not in fashion! Very Happy


I got that too Cloe ....... doesn't warrant a response though

 

10.11.2009, 21:35 quote

bonjovi01
bonjovi01 Joined: 07 Nov 2009 Posts: 481 Location: United Kingdom, England, Nottinghamshire
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xkatie6x wrote:
bonjovi01 wrote:
I almost feel left out now. i don't seem to atract any weirdos.


aww do you want me to send you some wierd messages so that you feel better


Please it gets so lonely here lol.
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10.11.2009, 21:43 quote

tryst46

I'm sure I should be getting more messages than I do. One day I might catch the culprit who's deleting them all before I can log in to read them Very Happy

 

10.11.2009, 23:33 quote

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bonjovi01 Joined: 07 Nov 2009 Posts: 481 Location: United Kingdom, England, Nottinghamshire
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tryst46 wrote:
I'm sure I should be getting more messages than I do. One day I might catch the culprit who's deleting them all before I can log in to read them Very Happy


If they are anything like the above messages, you're probably better off not getting them mate!
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11.11.2009, 00:05 quote

70

I got a funny one a few days ago and decided to respond to it in the same way......and it's now become more like a game between us.......amusing too without being rude.... unless I'm being groomed at the moment haha!!

My fave funny message was "I think you'd look good sitting on my face" surprised he didn't have a 69 in his user name too!

 
 
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