Im a bit upset at the fact i only seem to be getting messages from little boys that want to be tought a lesson by an older lady!.... Im only 27!! Anyway whats up?? Is my profile fightening you guys? Do i look like i have another 3 heads hidden somewhere? Im a very very nice person and now i can respond to messages - i will - i dont bite! Maybe you wonna chat in here where its safe or somethin? But please be aware... I am looking for that special someone so please have that in mind when you get in touch x x x x

its sat night, ...all the men are still at the pub getting drunk

What are you up to then? oh strange one?

Welcome to the realities of internet dating.

Also, your first reply came courtesy of the sites resident perve, so you're learning a lot tonight

(and because last time I said something like this Jim thought I was getting at him, it is just a joke mate, don't take it seriously in any way, shape or form)
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Didn't I send you a message about three or four days ago?
I wasn't anything important really, I just read your profile and liked it , especially the bit about your views on marriage, I can certainly relate to that....
You don't seem to have (another) three heads on your picture, you look lovely.
The site was having one of it's funny 5 minutes though, taking ages to load and crashing too so maybe you didn't get it....
I am older than you, but as for being a man, well, that is up for debate really....

Every time i log in a have some slutty message from an 18 year old wanting to learn a few tricks - very funny but very unnerving when they mention that im an older lady.... (LADY) Haven't been called that EVER! Nevermind OLDER!!! I feel like a has been already and i came on here for an ego boost. I feel like im 1000! Better pick my coffin out now while i can still remember

Sorry megalone. I had a bit of a hissy fit because i couldn't get my email confirmed and deleted everythin... (id had a drink and got a bit loonie) like you do

Thanks for the thought darkhorse. Are you sure about Middleton and its mankiness?.... And there is nothing wrong with grandads - young enough to use the internet, my father doesn't even know what a mobile phone does these days - mind you, neither do i!

RIGHT. While i have some interesting regulars looking at my profile. Please could somebody explain why all these little boys want to jump my bones??

It's not just the little boys, it is only the little boys who come right out with it......

Your right darkhorse Middleton is a nice place with lots of history and such. However not many people care for history and pretty gardens these days - if its nailed down it gets set on fire! No, its not that bad at all but there doesnt seem to be many people proud to live here. I however do like it here but its a very small town and if you have lived here all your life you dont get away with much without getting it right back at you 24 hours later...