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13.04.2007, 10:44 quote

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ChiefOHara wrote:
When i don't get a reply, i go into a period of mourning and rage. I begin by crying and wailing constantly for 3 days, i go on a alcoholic spree after that, and after a night in the local police cell i go home and i print off the image of the person from the computer. Then i attach it to the dartboard at throw darts at it.

Unfortunatly as soon as i get the person between the eyes (takes about an hour as im a crap darts player) i feel all guilty and start crying again. Then i go out on another drunken binge, spend a week in a cell, come back and feeling better and positive about life again i e-mail the person who didn't reply to me and in the true spirit of atonement i tell them everything thats happened to me and i appologise profusely for throwing darts at their image.

I guess that im forgiven then because no one ever pm's me back to complain after that.

Man, you crack me up

 

13.04.2007, 10:48 quote

handsome74
handsome74 Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Posts: 34 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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ChiefOHara wrote:
When i don't get a reply, i go into a period of mourning and rage. I begin by crying and wailing constantly for 3 days, i go on a alcoholic spree after that, and after a night in the local police cell i go home and i print off the image of the person from the computer. Then i attach it to the dartboard at throw darts at it.

Unfortunatly as soon as i get the person between the eyes (takes about an hour as im a crap darts player) i feel all guilty and start crying again. Then i go out on another drunken binge, spend a week in a cell, come back and feeling better and positive about life again i e-mail the person who didn't reply to me and in the true spirit of atonement i tell them everything thats happened to me and i appologise profusely for throwing darts at their image.

I guess that im forgiven then because no one ever pm's me back to complain after that.


oh your playing the hard to get approach! i like that! Razz

 

13.04.2007, 10:50 quote

pendlelad
pendlelad Joined: 13 Feb 2007 Posts: 274 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lancashire
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can be bit of a bummer...

but ya cant force anyone to chat....

if someone wants to chat they will...thats just the way it is....

its that visual thing



 

13.04.2007, 10:52 quote

handsome74
handsome74 Joined: 10 Apr 2007 Posts: 34 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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i get thousands of mail everyday from women! i just aint got the time to sort through them all so i have resorted to hiring out omppa loompas to do it for me! i pay them with kindness (no not like that! lol) as i dont have much money.

 

13.04.2007, 11:17 quote

elitious
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handsome74 wrote:
i get thousands of mail everyday from women! i just aint got the time to sort through them all so i have resorted to hiring out omppa loompas to do it for me! i pay them with kindness (no not like that! lol) as i dont have much money.


too early for booze. imho Rolling Eyes

 

13.04.2007, 11:41 quote

susiexxx

LMFTO Chief..spat my tea out reading that reply hehe..

If they don't reply..No biggie..Move on Rolling Eyes

 

13.04.2007, 12:53 quote

elitious
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susiexxx wrote:
LMFTO Chief..spat my tea out reading that reply hehe..

If they don't reply..No biggie..Move on Rolling Eyes


Twisted Evil

 

13.04.2007, 13:54 quote

Anonymous

ChiefOHara wrote:
When i don't get a reply, i go into a period of mourning and rage. I begin by crying and wailing constantly for 3 days, i go on a alcoholic spree after that, and after a night in the local police cell i go home and i print off the image of the person from the computer. Then i attach it to the dartboard at throw darts at it.

Unfortunatly as soon as i get the person between the eyes (takes about an hour as im a crap darts player) i feel all guilty and start crying again. Then i go out on another drunken binge, spend a week in a cell, come back and feeling better and positive about life again i e-mail the person who didn't reply to me and in the true spirit of atonement i tell them everything thats happened to me and i appologise profusely for throwing darts at their image.

I guess that im forgiven then because no one ever pm's me back to complain after that.


Bloody hell Sean! Have you been at the meths again?!!

 

13.04.2007, 16:54 quote

Anonymous

handsome74 wrote:
i get thousands of mail everyday from women! i just aint got the time to sort through them all so i have resorted to hiring out omppa loompas to do it for me! i pay them with kindness (no not like that! lol) as i dont have much money.
ooooh can i rent one of your oopma lumpas

 

13.04.2007, 17:54 quote

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twistedvoilet wrote:
handsome74 wrote:
i get thousands of mail everyday from women! i just aint got the time to sort through them all so i have resorted to hiring out omppa loompas to do it for me! i pay them with kindness (no not like that! lol) as i dont have much money.
ooooh can i rent one of your oopma lumpas


Isn't there some law against that Laughing

 

13.04.2007, 18:17 quote

ChiefOHara
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Its okay oompa loompas are like santa's elves. They are second class citizens with no rights, they keep trying to form a Union but no one will recognise them heh heh heh Twisted Evil

 

13.04.2007, 18:32 quote

Anonymous

ChiefOHara wrote:
Its okay oompa loompas are like santa's elves. They are second class citizens with no rights, they keep trying to form a Union but no one will recognise them heh heh heh Twisted Evil


Of course you would recognise them - they are bright orange!!!

Silly boy!

 

13.04.2007, 18:49 quote

Anonymous

pmsl you lot kill me!

 

13.04.2007, 19:01 quote

Anonymous

Chet24 wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
handsome74 wrote:
i get thousands of mail everyday from women! i just aint got the time to sort through them all so i have resorted to hiring out omppa loompas to do it for me! i pay them with kindness (no not like that! lol) as i dont have much money.
ooooh can i rent one of your oopma lumpas


Isn't there some law against that Laughing
no dont be silly.... are you trying to break my heart.. my dream is for a ooopma lumpa

 

13.04.2007, 20:30 quote

Anonymous

ChiefOHara wrote:
When i don't get a reply, i go into a period of mourning and rage. I begin by crying and wailing constantly for 3 days, i go on a alcoholic spree after that, and after a night in the local police cell i go home and i print off the image of the person from the computer. Then i attach it to the dartboard at throw darts at it.

Unfortunatly as soon as i get the person between the eyes (takes about an hour as im a crap darts player) i feel all guilty and start crying again. Then i go out on another drunken binge, spend a week in a cell, come back and feeling better and positive about life again i e-mail the person who didn't reply to me and in the true spirit of atonement i tell them everything thats happened to me and i appologise profusely for throwing darts at their image.

I guess that im forgiven then because no one ever pm's me back to complain after that.


You do the same thing?! Wow!!!

But really, it does suck to not get a response from someone you actually like, but I just get over it. Nothing else you really can do, besides Chief's suggestion- that works too Laughing

There are always more messages to be sent!

 
 
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