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02.08.2007, 21:57 quote

aimee88

"You are sexy lady. Would you like to come back to my kebab shop?"

RUNAWAAAAAAAY

 

02.08.2007, 23:10 quote

kizz

aimee88 wrote:
"You are sexy lady. Would you like to come back to my kebab shop?"
RUNAWAAAAAAAY


lmao Laughing

 

03.08.2007, 09:15 quote

Mikey86
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U are all a bit hard on Stoney...I'm not suprised he reacts the way he does cos every time he says anything somebody has a comment to make about it...its the same immature people every time.

As soon as he goes off on one he gets told off! What about all the people who abused him!?

Oh well I just wanna take part in your pathetic little childish argument really, I would say if someone is creepy then they are quite scary! so there!

Anyway what right does anyone have to take the piss? I've just recently joined & by the look of the Forums it looks like the blokes who run Stoney down are sad enough to be on here near enough their whole lives! Now there's something to take the piss out of, dont you think? They have gone to a search engine, typed in "chat-up lines" & made up some stupid fantasy about hopw they used it & it worked...at least stoney is honest....if these guys were so good with women then wtf are they doing on here!!?

No matter what you reply you all know I'm right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

 

03.08.2007, 09:29 quote

Mikey86
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Just for the record I think Scottie is the creepiest person on here...He thinks he's God's gift!!! I wonder how many women he has scared off in his time! He gets his kicks from abusing homeless people...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

03.08.2007, 09:40 quote

Anonymous

Mikey86 wrote:
Just for the record I think Scottie is the creepiest person on here...He thinks he's God's gift!!! I wonder how many women he has scared off in his time! He gets his kicks from abusing homeless people...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Have you had your Ritalin yet today?

 

03.08.2007, 10:12 quote

pasleptsiekare

Mikey86 wrote:
U are all a bit hard on Stoney...I'm not suprised he reacts the way he does cos every time he says anything somebody has a comment to make about it...its the same immature people every time.

As soon as he goes off on one he gets told off! What about all the people who abused him!?

Oh well I just wanna take part in your pathetic little childish argument really, I would say if someone is creepy then they are quite scary! so there!

Anyway what right does anyone have to take the piss? I've just recently joined & by the look of the Forums it looks like the blokes who run Stoney down are sad enough to be on here near enough their whole lives! Now there's something to take the piss out of, dont you think? They have gone to a search engine, typed in "chat-up lines" & made up some stupid fantasy about hopw they used it & it worked...at least stoney is honest....if these guys were so good with women then wtf are they doing on here!!?

No matter what you reply you all know I'm right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


Ok, If you had read Stoneys posts(which are all pretty much the same..) for f**k knows how long, you'd be pissed off, too.

Rolling Eyes

 

03.08.2007, 11:33 quote

Cazzabee
Cazzabee Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 7246 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Fife
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Mikey86 wrote:
U are all a bit hard on Stoney...I'm not suprised he reacts the way he does cos every time he says anything somebody has a comment to make about it...its the same immature people every time.

As soon as he goes off on one he gets told off! What about all the people who abused him!?

Oh well I just wanna take part in your pathetic little childish argument really, I would say if someone is creepy then they are quite scary! so there!

Anyway what right does anyone have to take the piss? I've just recently joined & by the look of the Forums it looks like the blokes who run Stoney down are sad enough to be on here near enough their whole lives! Now there's something to take the piss out of, dont you think? They have gone to a search engine, typed in "chat-up lines" & made up some stupid fantasy about hopw they used it & it worked...at least stoney is honest....if these guys were so good with women then wtf are they doing on here!!?

No matter what you reply you all know I'm right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


Mikey86 (or should i say Mikeyoxford too).....we are all entitled to our opinion on here and you should not cast accusations when you do not know the facts. The same as everyone else has been told. We do not condone name calling on here and that was why stoney was called on it as others have on other things

 

03.08.2007, 13:33 quote

Hugglies
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Back on Topic

Best one today....


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Is it hot in here or is it just you!?
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03.08.2007, 13:58 quote

Anonymous

Mikey86 wrote:
Just for the record I think Scottie is the creepiest person on here...He thinks he's God's gift!!! I wonder how many women he has scared off in his time! He gets his kicks from abusing homeless people...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


No worries man, i can live with that, you are probably just pissed cos i locked your adult film star topic, or something trivial like that. I cant see anywhere i may have stated i am gods gift, if you knew me in person you wouldnt think that in the first place because i am far from it and dont i know it.
i dont see where i have abused any homelss people on here either, i may have humoured greycastle for some of his 'unusal' ideas such as stinging nettles in a plastic bag as an anti rape device Laughing but i have not called him names or been unfair to him, i am not the one who tells him to shut up. But like i said, you are proabably pissed that i locked your adult film star topic, as i have never had any dealings with you before other than that and i cannot see any other reason why you singled me out.

Have a good day mickeyoxford/mickey86 or whatever it is you are calling yourself these days.... UT

Mikey86 wrote:
I've just recently joined

Yeah, as recently as january... Rolling Eyes

 

10.08.2007, 15:24 quote

bliss23

Not sure where to post this so I'll post it here...
What is it with the weekend thing?

30% of the first messages keep on sayin "How was your weekend?" if they're on Monday or "Are you having any plans for the weekend?" if they're on Friday. Well... My plans for the weekend are to come and see youuuuuuuu wherever you liveeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Smile Other than that not much... My previous weekend I tried to reach you but I couldn't. So that's how my weekend's been.

So is this like a chat-up line someone thought to be cool and then they all took it? Razz

 

10.08.2007, 15:30 quote

GavTheMighty
GavTheMighty Joined: 05 Aug 2007 Posts: 107 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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So bliss..........got any plans for the weekend? Smile

 

10.08.2007, 16:47 quote

Anonymous

Bliss23 wrote:
Not sure where to post this so I'll post it here...
What is it with the weekend thing?

30% of the first messages keep on sayin "How was your weekend?" if they're on Monday or "Are you having any plans for the weekend?" if they're on Friday. Well... My plans for the weekend are to come and see youuuuuuuu wherever you liveeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Smile Other than that not much... My previous weekend I tried to reach you but I couldn't. So that's how my weekend's been.

So is this like a chat-up line someone thought to be cool and then they all took it? Razz


no, its the start of small talk that can lead to other things. not very creative i know, but i am not here to make excuses, you women dont seem to want to make first contact much so men seem to 'blanket message' women they like.

its a fact of life. i havent messaged anyone on here for over a month, just not worth wasting my time....

 

10.08.2007, 16:51 quote

Anonymous

Hey ... I messaged Kevin first ... and look where we are now


SOooooooooooooooooooooo come on girls, if you like someone, -TELL THEM - Its as simple as that

 

10.08.2007, 16:53 quote

Anonymous

cheekymunkey wrote:
Hey ... I messaged Kevin first ... and look where we are now


SOooooooooooooooooooooo come on girls, if you like someone, -TELL THEM - Its as simple as that


yer, you are one of the minority that have the guts to do it claudia

well done you! men out number women on here at least twofold!

 

10.08.2007, 19:47 quote

mrwk
Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 14 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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right, Bliss, why not give us neanderthals a little insight in how you screen those messages then?
Do you want it to be funny, cheesy, long, short, does it need fictive characters, are politics a good idea, should it be cryptic, should it refer in any way to Chuck Norris?

My initial assumption was that you should avoid coming across like a creepy maniac and I think most men base their messages on the common knowledge that creepy maniacs are not known to be particularly inquisitive of people's weekends...

Just my 2p

 
 
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