nothing special i can think of. A stranger walked up to me at a party once waving a condom in my face and said, 'do you know how to use one of these?'. For want of a witty reply i just laughed and said 'yeah' and walked away.

OK, here's one that always gets a laff!
It's a two-parter!
You have to use it on someone who looks like they are well-heeled.

'Oh my god, you are just the kind of person I want to marry'

At which point, they look at their friends and think/say 'what a loser!'
Here comes the punchline...!

'I'd divorce you a year later and take half your money!'

Ice broken!

*Edited by Cazz*

Greystone, I would advise you to retract that comment. Do not abuse posters on here by calling them names.

You will have a pm in about 5 minutes

Creepy: Annoyingly unpleasant; repulsive.

Not scary greystone. Buy a dictionary, or just use dictionary.com, im sure it will help ya figure out what all these big words actually mean.

Oh and have you never heard the advice given to peeps to avoid crazy/creepy people?

"Smile, avoid eye contact, dont make any sudden movements, go as quickly as is safe to someone you know or a safe location."

Does that seem at all familiar with all of these women you supposedly chat up?
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The product of war and fear that we've been victimized

And have you ever heard the saying "who cares"

Is this pedants corner? Who gives a crap.