As the title says .. Whats the best (or most effective) chatup line you have heard, or persaonally recieved off someone?
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Take a chance .. it may be your only hope ..

Not exactly a chat-up line, but a girlfriend once told me that I was only good for one thing!

It had the desired effect......

tim

As soon as a girl attempts to chat me up, I'll let you know. Not happened yet, though.

On women "siete così bello i vostri labbri lo incitano a tremare." (ok, not sure if the grammer or word order is right, but meh.) whilst looking deep into their eyes.

On me. "Have you got a condom?" although admittedly I thought she actually wanted to borrow one to use with someone else :S But i got the gist when she sighed in disgust then dragged me off to her bedroom.

The best chat up line i ever heard was I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?

Really really made me laugh and it worked

"Get your coat, I've got a knife"
Works every time

She told me she was a masseuse, later i found out she worked in a pound shop.

lovely girl though.

chat up lines are weak and childish a real man would not b scared to flirt openly and tallk freely with the a real woman

If I buy you a beer will you lend me your heart for the night?? - from a gay guy.. not impressed..

or when i was working behind the bar...
" can I get a bit of paper and please?"
sure how big would you like?
" oh only a little one"
*gives bit of paper*
" sorry but I dont want this one"
"what? why not?"
"its not got your number on"

>>> wanna come up for a coffee
>>> hope you have net big enough to capture all the butterflies I have in my stomach
>>> are you with someone? - answer:no - reply: well you are now

and my fave >>> shut up and kiss me

well they did

My housemates are away and i have no key to get in can i stay at yours.


Yes someone actually tried that one on me.

chat up lines are ace, the cheesier the better..