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16.07.2007, 18:57 quote

resincake
resincake Joined: 15 Jul 2007 Posts: 268 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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As the title says .. Whats the best (or most effective) chatup line you have heard, or persaonally recieved off someone?
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16.07.2007, 19:35 quote

TimboDSLR
TimboDSLR Joined: 03 Jun 2007 Posts: 255 Location: United Kingdom, England, Shropshire
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Not exactly a chat-up line, but a girlfriend once told me that I was only good for one thing!

It had the desired effect...... Embarassed

tim

 

16.07.2007, 19:37 quote

Anonymous

As soon as a girl attempts to chat me up, I'll let you know. Not happened yet, though.

 

17.07.2007, 00:06 quote

Anonymous

On women "siete così bello i vostri labbri lo incitano a tremare." (ok, not sure if the grammer or word order is right, but meh.) whilst looking deep into their eyes.

On me. "Have you got a condom?" Twisted Evil although admittedly I thought she actually wanted to borrow one to use with someone else :S But i got the gist when she sighed in disgust then dragged me off to her bedroom.

 

17.07.2007, 00:11 quote

Anonymous

The best chat up line i ever heard was I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?

Really really made me laugh and it worked Twisted Evil

 

17.07.2007, 23:53 quote

samatron
samatron Joined: 24 May 2007 Posts: 219 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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"Get your coat, I've got a knife"
Works every time

 

18.07.2007, 00:21 quote

ChiefOHara
ChiefOHara Joined: 11 Feb 2006 Posts: 2853 Location: Ireland, Cork, Cork
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She told me she was a masseuse, later i found out she worked in a pound shop.

lovely girl though.

 

18.07.2007, 01:44 quote

loubylou
loubylou Joined: 28 Oct 2006 Posts: 1700 Location: United Kingdom, England, North Yorkshire
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chat up lines are weak and childish a real man would not b scared to flirt openly and tallk freely with the a real woman

 

18.07.2007, 09:28 quote

Daspikey
Daspikey Joined: 30 Apr 2007 Posts: 361 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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If I buy you a beer will you lend me your heart for the night?? - from a gay guy.. not impressed..

or when i was working behind the bar...
" can I get a bit of paper and please?"
sure how big would you like?
" oh only a little one"
*gives bit of paper*
" sorry but I dont want this one"
"what? why not?"
"its not got your number on"

 

18.07.2007, 10:34 quote

Anonymous

>>> wanna come up for a coffee
>>> hope you have net big enough to capture all the butterflies I have in my stomach
>>> are you with someone? - answer:no - reply: well you are now

and my fave >>> shut up and kiss me

 

18.07.2007, 10:36 quote

pasleptsiekare

simplyme79 wrote:
>>> wanna come up for a coffee
>>> hope you have net big enough to capture all the butterflies I have in my stomach
>>> are you with someone? - answer:no - reply: well you are now

and my fave >>> shut up and kiss me


The last two would definately work................ Laughing

 

18.07.2007, 10:40 quote

Anonymous

well they did

 

18.07.2007, 16:25 quote

Anonymous

My housemates are away and i have no key to get in can i stay at yours.


Yes someone actually tried that one on me.

 

18.07.2007, 20:57 quote

Anonymous

chat up lines are ace, the cheesier the better..

 

18.07.2007, 21:40 quote

Anonymous

twistedvoilet wrote:
chat up lines are ace, the cheesier the better..


but would they work on you Vi?

 
 
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