give her a cuddle cos she a bit down

Buy him a beer and talk football mainly.
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What was Alice doing having adventures in Wonderland when she should have been in the kitchen?

Ask him where my beer is.
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Unless it's mad, passionate, Extraordinary love, It's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life Love shouldn't be one of them.

Kidnap her and make her talk to me non stop..or maybe something less extreme
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-In order to be irriplaceable, one must always be different-

Take her some place nice
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It's always times like these,
When I think of you And I wonder,
If you ever think of me?

he knows what i would do ...... and thats all that counts .........

ask her where she went???
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Unless it's mad, passionate, Extraordinary love, It's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life Love shouldn't be one of them.

I'd babysit with her, her film choices are excellent.
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What was Alice doing having adventures in Wonderland when she should have been in the kitchen?

go round to his gaff for a game of halo and a beer or two

Ask him if he's been transmogrified...
He now looks strangely familiar!
Oh, an his drink has gone...
Bad news all round!
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My country is the world, and my religion is to do good.
(Thomas Paine)

tell him its my facebook profile pic as you have to find a celeb that people think u resemble

i had the choice of nesbitt or john o shea lol

Ah, so!
Thought you'd a fairy-godmother with a weird sense of humour!
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My country is the world, and my religion is to do good.
(Thomas Paine)

push him in a small cage with naomi russell, flower tucci, ricki white and nikki benz then leave them afloat in the middle of the atlantic ocean
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the fuck she ended up here

Tell him Cuba!
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It's always times like these,
When I think of you And I wonder,
If you ever think of me?

Say thank for the lil chat lastnight
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