Give him a hug for being up so late and chatting to me ......... x

Return her hug with lots more and a kiss!
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Can't Touch This...

Massage anyone ........

Tell her to give Chet a massage with my regards (I am rubbish at massages) and to tell him that his ying yang graphic is trance inducing

say hello & welcome x
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You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely!

Say thanks very much! Nice to be here or should I say back as I was here for a little bit a year ago but lost login details

Enquire as to which of those options he hasn't had as a reason for leaving and returning more times than anyone.
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Giggle wickedly at him, and tell the previous him that:

Mostly I answer to a) they were wankers however some were too nice - nice is good but...

b) I also met someone but it didn't work out then met another but that was doomed - so am now consigned to singledom for a bit - and been guaranteed next millenia delivery into the arms of my one true love by Federal Express.

oh and c) bits were nice enough in proportion then did resort to ahem rabbit however rabbit requires batteries and I am an eco girl and need to get it solar powered before I will use it again!

So yeah here I am again - hope to have few of the ones that led to a) - a successful b)? and perhaps a bit of fun with c) with of course a few adjustments

Point out
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Solar-Powered-AA-Battery-Charger/dp/B000MWWZHW

Or if you are really geeky
http://www.reuk.co.uk/Basic-4-AA-Solar-Battery-Charger-Plans.htm

And then kick himself for pointing it out.

How was it doomed btw?
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Tell her she makes me laugh out loud ........... oh and i am just here so i can get as many ..... as possible ....... oh and do rechargeble batteries count as Eco friendly ........

Tell him good spring cleaning habit - is your inbox always tidy? - my google one usually has about 1000 unread!!! yikes.

Tell her that yes rechargeables do count but they hmm don't have the same power and so don't quite hmm get there! (runs off blushing madly!)

Tell him - that I love the geeky option - I have a workshop with cool things in it like circular saws so do like to geek out when ever possible.

Ask to see her toolshed


Oh, and tell her yes, my inbox is always tidy, all emails are filtered into folders with appropriate person/businesses name.

‘Spring cleaning’ ones profile is a good idea, it means that if you meet someone new from here they can’t backtrack too far into your forum posts and find things that one has written in the past (that might not be relevant anymore) and make assumptions about you based on them. It only happened to me once, but in my case I did (twice) have a stalker that read *everything* I had ever posted on the forum and quote them to me in emails, which was a bit scary!

Think that he would no doubt thing that my toolshed is incredibly disorganised, ditto head, ditto life - but perhaps I like it that way? (yeah right)

Nod knowingly at him - yes I have had this before years ago but its not a nice feeling.