processive
aggressive
arrogant
Not always seeking the impossible!

WANTS
Easy Going
Ability to give and take
Nice
Content with themselves
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This guy is liscensed to chill, and thrill, but the opportunities to thrill are rather less than anticipated!!!!

Don't kick is bed and steal the sheets, that's all I ask

Insecure
Selfish
Predictable
Arrogant

To name but a few

A summary of the traits listed, taking the lexicon or dictionary approach in the style of Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary.
Care has been taken not to use the second person singular pronoun (you) if possible. This has been done for 2 reasons: Firstly, the definitions are general and do not apply to anyone listing any of these (since I don’t really know any of you) and secondly because it amused me to try and do it that way. So that’s its purpose - to amuse.
Please feel free to make any amendments or additions etc and if anyone wants to work on a Dictionary of Undesirable Traits, let me know!
(OK, OK! You’ve guessed! It’s bloody raining again!)

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A bad attitude – Well, what the marry is that when it’s at home!
(See also Men who expect oral.)

Aggressive – An admirable trait when needed, especially in men and sometimes in women. But not normally required in the bedroom, or the home, or in a relationship. (The opposite of a Door mat.)

Bad listeners – A very bad thing… Sorry? What was that?

Bad manners – Manners which might be acceptable to oneself, but are unacceptable in another.

Being too clingy – What’s possessive to the female is ‘clingy’ to the male. But one person’s lack of possessiveness is another’s disinterest. (See also Possessiveness.)

Bossiness – Admirable on the Titanic or on the battle-field, but not acceptable in a relationship based on love, with mutual help and support.

Chameleons (who change to try and fit in or impress) – This is crossing the compromise line too often and too freely, where one is left unsure of the other’s motives or their thoughts. The same person, one suspects, may also disappear into the woodwork.

Dishonesty – It’s just not true, OK! And it’s just not acceptable. (See Liars.)

Door mat – One would want one of those… Admirable for just outside the front door.

Inconsideration – This is mainly about not doing things: Not picking one’s nose (or anyone else’s), not leaving the seat up, not clipping one’s toe nails in bed, not forgetting important dates, not remembering the condoms, not thinking of other people, not… (See Thoughtless.)

Insincerity – This is about not doing what one says, but saying what one does. Or doing what one says, but not saying what one does. And (mixed metaphor alert) it’s a real slippery eel and one of the lines in the sand that moves around, gets blown over, etc, etc.
‘But you’ll know it when it hits you, ‘cos it hurts a little bit.’
(See Dishonesty, Liars, Too sensitive.)

Lack of openness and acceptance – (See Repressiveness.)

Lack of respect – This is known as ‘dissing’ and no-one likes to be dissed. (Not to be confused with the similar sounding pissed, which some people quite enjoy.)

Liars – The ones who take social pleasantries beyond some invisible line in the sand.

Materialistic – Commendable when one has enough material already and desirable if one has not.

Men who expect oral – One wants him to demand it?
Men who won’t give oral – Demand it! Grab some hair…
Men who aren’t capable of showing affection – Non-touchers? Non-kissers? Non-oral givers?
(See also Men who won’t give oral.)

Negative – No, No, No, No, that’s not what you want. Not never, no how!

Plays mind games – But is that what you really, really think? I don’t think so!

Possessive – One wants him to want oneself? All of oneself? But not too much, or all the time? Another line in the shifting sands of relationships.

Political or religious junkies – It’s a fine line in the sand, sometimes, between being informed or informative and trying to convert someone.

Predictability (I mean consistently) – Shirley, an oxymoron or paradox here: A need for inconsistent predictability? Or maybe a desire for spontaneity?

Repressiveness – (See Lack of openness and acceptance.)

Rule-abiders – Abiding by rules which one might feel unable to abide by. (See Some one sticks to rules all the time.)

Selfish – But selfish enough to want one just for oneself?
(Also see Men who expect oral.)
(See also Thoughtless.)
(See also… Oh, just read all the rest! Men! Honestly!)

Show off – But, conversely, not someone who disappears into the woodwork? One wouldn’t be able to find one’s bugger. (See also Chameleon.)

Some one sticks to rules all the time – Not abiding by rules which one might feel able to abide by – all the time. (See Rule-abiders)

Tackless – I think this should read ‘tackleless’: A condition most women find undesirable in a man.

The ones who interrupt and don’t shut up – Meaning females of the unfair love? There is always the frightening option of listening.

Thoughtless – Whaaaa… One must not confuse thoughtless and wordless.
Or confuse flowers and cards with thoughtfulness. (See also Inconsideration.)

Too sensitive – Someone who hurts more easily than oneself.

Vain – One wants him to be good-looking, perhaps, but not know it.
‘Don’t keep looking in that God-damn mirror, Narcissus!’
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

Someone with bad breath!!

Someone with bad breath!!

Ignorance, selfishness and close mindedness are all bad.
I like a bit of patience too, but it's not terribly important, I rarely call upon it.
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

How about rudeness!

I find it so rude when you message someone nicely and politely and they can't take the few seconds to type hi but sorry tour not my type GRRRRRRRRRRR!
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This guy is liscensed to chill, and thrill, but the opportunities to thrill are rather less than anticipated!!!!

i dont want in a galfriend

arrogance, lying, bossiness, being a bitch, try to change me for someone im not, take me for who i am, leave me for no reason, a shallow person, a chav(lol im very alternative, tho openminded ive got my limits), a smoker, a druggie, an alkie, one who sez love just once a week lol.

any obsession with gangsta rap or dane cook movies

women that say they can multitask, you all say it but i bet there isnt a single one of you capable of giving a handjob while eastenders is on

players, or too clingy,

wow this could be a long post

what i don't want...

Vague-ness. If you want something.. just bloody ask.

Naive.

Mind games.

Excuses.

Those who don't know that no, means no, wether your male or female..

Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else.

Someone that can't handle the truth.

Lot's of facial piercings.. seriously.. keep away from me & strong magnets

**edit** where's the what you DO want varient of this post ? !
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