My fantasies are all I have left....






...but they're damn good ones

2 tits and a pulse.

I've been out with a couple of tits

Clearly......

haha.. now you know I was referring to the men concerned.

Judging by what I've seen on these sites, I very much doubt men are anything like as hard to please as most women!
Personally, I'm not all that keen on virtually everything women think men find attractive!

Sexiest thing - first thing I go for is eyes.

Then brains.

Followed by breasts.






No, I'm not Dr. Frankenstein.

White teeth, lean limbs, a glossy coat and a bouncy gate.

If the dog checks out, I might consider the owner

i am easy to please

cuddles kissles and catnip

im missing one of them...


but im doing ok with jus one breast

Do you keep a pudding in the other cup?

Honestly - looks are the first thing I and most guys notice, but honestly if you look at hot - hot girls, if you take away the make-up, the nice warddrobe, the hair they spent 100 bucks on yesterday, the teeth whitening solution they use, the way they carry themselves and even the way they hold their face, the time spent tanning and at the gym, they're just an AVERAGE looking person. So most girls have what it takes to look attractive, if not VERY attractive, but they don't try. Just try harder if you're not getting noticed!

Plus - girls that aren't lame, like if I tease and text you during the day and say "So how's my adorable little brat?" and it offends you? You suck. Or if you try to get something from me and I say "Yeah, you're face just isn't pretty enough to get that from me," you should have thick enough skin to let it roll - and dis me back it's funner that way and builds attraction.