Someone has gotta be able to feel me here;

At the urging/insistence/teasing of my friends, I've put myself on a good many dating sites over the past few days (I love my mates, but I rather think they should just ship me some of their male friends instead, but postage from Seattle is expensive). In the past 24 hours I have had GORGEOUS metal-head men any goth rocker would DIE for contact me only to realise we live entirely too far away from each other, incredibly sexy French playboys who unfortunately couldn't speak hardly any English and thus dating and communication would be impossible, an uncountable amount of 55+ blokes who seem to think I will be the next-best thing to the fantasy goth girl half their age they can't actually have, and several people who seemed to want me to fulfil their sexual fantasies provided they never needed to meet me in public. Add to this several photos of something other than someone's face *ahem* and I'm torn between general disgust and wanting to laugh hysterically.

I think I'm going to settle for a beer....

So, to placate myself, can we hear about the one you wish you could have hooked up with? Or the one that did NOT leave you alone? I'm going back to my inbox and will promise myself not to allow my twitchy delete finger to wreak havok upon the undeserving.

After the farce of a date I was supposed to have (seven hours round trip and he didn't bother to show), I've decided I'm taking a break from the whole dating thing for a while, thus saving myself the expense and the headaches. I've heard "I'm sorry, I'll make it up to you" followed by complete silence from various blokes over the past two months I'm learning to loathe and have no faith in the phrase.

So that's me putting my profile on hold for a while.

mouldy peach,... why are you called mouldy peach?

But getting back to topic,... yea,.. kind of think I'm wasting my time here.
I get the feeling that I have better odds in the real world,.. and thats not saying much

Wishing ya better luck OyaD!!