I tend to avoid talking about my bukkake obsession, my heroin addiction, and my time in Strangeways.

Yes jackdav, you have to leave something to talk about on the second date eh?!

things not to say on a first date

"c'mon big boy, i'm ovulating "

"i'm currently unemployed so i save money by reusing condoms"

i shall think up more later

Would you like to look at my syphilis?

don't say 'when can I see you again' let her tell you if she wants to see you again!

If you've got lesbian tendencies you are in for a treat later. I'm a hermaphrodite.

(but a bit gruff though)

Do you mind if I use your glass of water for my dentures?

just stretchin out ands saying these words 'oh ull do'

Do you have any Devonian in you?
Do you want some?


Never worked yet.....