Can I feed your hedgehog it looks hungry?

I like girls but I'd never sleep with one

The usual stuff - no mention of ex girlfriend/boyfriends - let the other person do most of the talking - it better to listen and find out more about the lass before u start laying in thick with ur chat - sos not the best advice

forgot to mention - dont say u fancy her mate more (infact just dont bother wi double dates full stop - not a good idea)

Phoning when you're meant to be ON the date saying "Sorry, I can't make it now...."...

I fancy you, but I'd fancy you more if you shaved your moustache (to a girl)

you dont have a spare bus pass by any chance have u?

I expected you to be slimmer than that!.....actually happened to me a couple of months ago

Leave it to the last minute to call off a date- the guy might have already told the waiter that he was waiting on someone else (not speaking fi experience honest)

Freda, I hope you told them "And I expected you to be politer than that!"

My son was once describing me to his mate so he'd find me in a shop, and apparently he said "she's not as fat as she looks"....whatever that's supposed to mean????!!!

"I find that I can save having to wash my pants so often if I turn them inside out."

Shit I forgot my wallet, do you mind paying?

Lol this thread is hilarious!

On the phone (if you are a man): "I will be home by 10 mom" or i get attached very easily and medical issues especially those of a more embarrassing nature those are definite no go!