hahahah wicked baggie


sniff their crotch

pee on their leg

some women like that! in certain countrys! lol


never on a first date would u while at a table in a resturant start to strip totally naked jump up onto the table and act like a gerbil on heat!

Introduce her to your parole officer.

Take your mother along

go off with someone else usualy is a no no

dirty dance with nearest bloke

eat garlic

Keep telling the voices in your head how much you like her...

Wear an elaborate disguise and talk in pseudo spy phrases..'the red bear sleeps at midnight '

phone the missus...
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Have a hard-on when it's your turn to go to the bar.