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Home >> Dating >> Things NOT to DO on a first date!
01.05.2007, 19:57 quote
| twistedvoilet wrote: | ||
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shit, orry about my typos, i meant belching!!!!
01.05.2007, 20:01 quote
| twistedvoilet wrote: |
| thats ok then, as long as you dont belch after you felch |
dirty cow
01.05.2007, 21:27 quote
Just a few off the top of my head:
1. Keep telling your date to shut up.
2. Pretend to be a ventriloquist's dummy (for the whole evening).
3. Keep trying to bat away invisible flies.
4. Punch the table occasionally while you're talking, for emphasis.
01.05.2007, 22:18 quote
Let her choose the pub venue, talk incessantly and then moan about the rats walking around eating the food scraps left by messy eaters. And to top it off whatever you do don't let her see that maybug..............
Of course, after offering to retire inside the pub as i did and her refusing, you can then laugh your ass off each time she squeals about seeing yet another rat.
On finally retiring inside you can offer her a plate of rattatouille from the specials menu
01.05.2007, 22:45 quote
That reminds me of a date I had.
He sugested that I chose what we did.
I picked a lovely country area near where I lived and he spent the whole day moaning about it and looking for a pub. Then when I apologised for the fact that he wasn't enjoying the area he said 'well it isn't the sort of place I would have picked, it's boring'.
Needless to say there was no second date!
02.05.2007, 19:45 quote
| pollyanna37 wrote: |
| That reminds me of a date I had.
He sugested that I chose what we did. I picked a lovely country area near where I lived and he spent the whole day moaning about it and looking for a pub. Then when I apologised for the fact that he wasn't enjoying the area he said 'well it isn't the sort of place I would have picked, it's boring'. Needless to say there was no second date! |
there aint no country areas near where you live, the chavs made it a race track
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