Have you been in similar situation or worse? If you were in this story below the guy or the woman, what would you do to avoid or minimize this, I want to hear the most original solution:

"She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!"

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.

She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize, hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." .And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

"....."This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.""

Sounds like a good date!

If they stay together after this, they'll stay together through anything!

The perfect ice breaker if you ask me!

Most embarrassing date.. that would be last night..

a mate decided to set me up on a blind date, supposed to be the 4 of us (him & his missus too) dropped me off and conveniently drove off, with my coat in the boot. She didn't turn up and i ended up walking 20 miles home, with a f**ked back, no pain killers and nothing to drink.. To say i was embarrassed would be an understatement, although i was probably more pissed off !
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Hahahahahaha. That was a very funny story. I didn't get it with the pee though, I was thinkin' about licking. Sorry. =)))))) Got a nasty mind these days. Peeing is much worse though. lol

P.S. you seem very nice and funny. Good addition to the forums.