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29.08.2008, 15:15 quote

deepthroath

LOL...i hope you replied appropriately...

why yes i do! I find they can be a little chewy, but if you have a nice glass of red to wash them down with, they are delicious!

 

29.08.2008, 15:25 quote

kaizabella
kaizabella Joined: 21 Aug 2008 Posts: 8 Location: United Kingdom, England, East Yorkshire
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I never try and just say "hi"but I can be pretty shy when making the first move and my mind goes blank.. and thats when I end up sending "Hi" messages.

I'm crap with communication where I actually might like someone, and I just get scared, say Hi, I'm Kai, I really liked your profile and think you've got good taste in music... then run away. I wish I was better with people I don't know!!

 

29.08.2008, 15:33 quote

eda85

I'm getting slightly worried. People keep complimenting Ruby (if they get past 'Hi') and I'm starting to feel left out. Should I just let her take over my profile and get some birdy dates?

 

29.08.2008, 17:14 quote

moose666

mirrorpool wrote:
I got this yesterday a bit more than just hi, but may be he should have left it at that anyway......

"hi do u like big hard cocks?"


I would have responded thus:

"Yes! I am indeed keen on big hard cocks! For the last several years I have been raising roosters which I use for cock fights. I have several champions in my stable, they are some of the biggest, meanest, and hardest cocks you will ever come across. In fact I'd like to invite you to the next fight evening, but make sure you aren't followed."

 

29.08.2008, 18:12 quote

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moose666 wrote:
mirrorpool wrote:
I got this yesterday a bit more than just hi, but may be he should have left it at that anyway......

"hi do u like big hard cocks?"


I would have responded thus:

"Yes! I am indeed keen on big hard cocks! For the last several years I have been raising roosters which I use for cock fights. I have several champions in my stable, they are some of the biggest, meanest, and hardest cocks you will ever come across. In fact I'd like to invite you to the next fight evening, but make sure you aren't followed."



Oh that's so funny! Wish I could think of things like that to say.

 

29.08.2008, 18:25 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 10802 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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moose666 wrote:
mirrorpool wrote:
I got this yesterday a bit more than just hi, but may be he should have left it at that anyway......

"hi do u like big hard cocks?"


I would have responded thus:

"Yes! I am indeed keen on big hard cocks! For the last several years I have been raising roosters which I use for cock fights. I have several champions in my stable, they are some of the biggest, meanest, and hardest cocks you will ever come across. In fact I'd like to invite you to the next fight evening, but make sure you aren't followed."


Hey! I had that one today..probably the same guy....hehe Laughing
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29.08.2008, 19:20 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 10802 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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moose666 wrote:
mirrorpool wrote:
I got this yesterday a bit more than just hi, but may be he should have left it at that anyway......

"hi do u like big hard cocks?"


I would have responded thus:

"Yes! I am indeed keen on big hard cocks! For the last several years I have been raising roosters which I use for cock fights. I have several champions in my stable, they are some of the biggest, meanest, and hardest cocks you will ever come across. In fact I'd like to invite you to the next fight evening, but make sure you aren't followed."


Thanks Moose I have just used your reply.......so funny Laughing
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29.08.2008, 19:31 quote

moose666

That will be fifty quid.

 

29.08.2008, 19:35 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 10802 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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Sorry no money, have to be payment in kind Wink
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29.08.2008, 19:50 quote

moose666

LittleVixen wrote:
Sorry no money, have to be payment in kind Wink


Ohhh.... well... if you insist!!! Laughing

 

02.09.2008, 10:14 quote

deepthroath

Embarassed

 

02.09.2008, 11:55 quote

mowgles
mowgles Joined: 22 Aug 2008 Posts: 30 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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mmm i just put hey, looked at your profile and would like to get to know you better,fancy a chat,take a look at my profile blah blah blah....

then again factors include them looking at your profile, seeing you aint a super model or judging you before you even have a chance to prove yourself....mmm i mean i dressed as a monk once and this is actually my favourite picture....dont se why monks should be discriminated against....

if i dressed up as a playboy bunny, would it encourage my replies?

 

02.09.2008, 12:16 quote

eda85

might encourage the wrong kind of replies. Where's your pic gone?

 

02.09.2008, 12:36 quote

deepthroath

eda would love it though...

 
 
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