Make me ye cheeky eyed fecker

I just wish cameras would take flattering photos. It is so rare for me to look presentable and even if there happends to be a camera around I still look like a state. Photoshop just takes too long...to work up every photo!

I am but dont feckin get any lol

fanx i fink lol

nice to know lol

Speaking of unflattering or deceptive pictures, I invite you to look at 'Idiot surprised while walking' the masterpiece to the left of this post. When I tell you it's the best recent photo I could find, it says a lot.

In any group photo, I will be the one who blinked, sneezed, turned away distracted, or (in a couple of cases) was so drunk that their entire face turned Picasso-esque (cubist period)

Why this is I do not know, but I resent it deeply.

that happens with me too, sometimes. my head shape is different or even when im standing in front of a mirror if i look at the display on the camera i look different