Whats the worst chat up line anyones ever emailed to you on here? I'm not talking about when people are just trying to be cheesy or funny, but genuine lame attempts...

ok i just remembered one.... there was a thread before like this and i couldnt remember one but here it is.......

him "if i told you i had condoms, would you fuck me?"
me "wouldn't touch you with someone else's, no offence"
him "none taken"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol...I guess he's one of those guys who shrugs his shoulders upon rejection and says "Oh well...Don't ask, don't get..."

yeah he was... he's gay now!

Cant help but feel you would probably have been disappointed even if you had accepted his proposal. No great loss to women, eh?

One message:

'hey, wanna f*ck'

For a start, my name isn't hey, second, it's 'want to' and third...NO.

At least he's strait to the point... lol
sorry

Flattenedfauna has a point - you must admit it's better this way than being sent lovely msg'es, etc., then meeting up and THEN being asked "hey, wanna f*ck?"

It's not that that actually bothers me.

That just proves that they didn't read my profile, with i'm sure clearly states that i'm only looking for friends, so I more than likely, won't 'wanna f*ck' them.

Yeah, I know how you feel - it's so easy to tell when someone's not read your profile by the things they message you. Like you, I'm looking for friends and get all the same sex offers etc. The only solution to that is : tick and delete..

I normally reply telling them to read my profile, and then delete the message.

Or just delete the message if I can't be bothered to repeat myself!

Terrible. All those people out there who want to have sex with you.

Disgusting world we live in.

I'm fairly sure i'm being sarcastic, but even i'm not sure anymore

Those type of messages wind me up so i just delete them - if they didnt bother reading my profile then why should i bother replying?. Didn't think it's so hard to read a few sentences about someone. I'd like to see those people read a book