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04.08.2006, 13:31 quote

Anonymous

Whats the worst chat up line anyones ever emailed to you on here? I'm not talking about when people are just trying to be cheesy or funny, but genuine lame attempts...

 

04.08.2006, 13:52 quote

Anonymous

ok i just remembered one.... there was a thread before like this and i couldnt remember one but here it is.......

him "if i told you i had condoms, would you marry me?"
me "wouldn't touch you with someone else's, no offence"
him "none taken"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

04.08.2006, 13:59 quote

Anonymous

lol...I guess he's one of those guys who shrugs his shoulders upon rejection and says "Oh well...Don't ask, don't get..."

 

04.08.2006, 16:49 quote

Anonymous

yeah he was... he's gay now!

 

04.08.2006, 17:01 quote

Anonymous

Cant help but feel you would probably have been disappointed even if you had accepted his proposal. No great loss to women, eh? Smile

 

04.08.2006, 21:19 quote

Anonymous

One message:

'hey, wanna f*ck'

For a start, my name isn't hey, second, it's 'want to' and third...NO.

 

05.08.2006, 04:59 quote

Anonymous

At least he's strait to the point... lol
sorry

 

05.08.2006, 07:10 quote

Anonymous

flattenedfauna wrote:
At least he's strait to the point... lol
sorry


Rolling Eyes

 

10.08.2006, 16:45 quote

juste
juste Joined: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 23 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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Flattenedfauna has a point - you must admit it's better this way than being sent lovely msg'es, etc., then meeting up and THEN being asked "hey, wanna f*ck?" Rolling Eyes

 

10.08.2006, 16:48 quote

Anonymous

It's not that that actually bothers me.

That just proves that they didn't read my profile, with i'm sure clearly states that i'm only looking for friends, so I more than likely, won't 'wanna f*ck' them.

 

10.08.2006, 17:10 quote

juste
juste Joined: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 23 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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Yeah, I know how you feel - it's so easy to tell when someone's not read your profile by the things they message you. Like you, I'm looking for friends and get all the same love offers etc. The only solution to that is : tick and delete..

 

10.08.2006, 17:12 quote

Anonymous

I normally reply telling them to read my profile, and then delete the message.

Or just delete the message if I can't be bothered to repeat myself!

 

10.08.2006, 17:13 quote

Anonymous

Terrible. All those people out there who want to have love with you.

Disgusting world we live in.

I'm fairly sure i'm being sarcastic, but even i'm not sure anymore Confused

 

10.08.2006, 17:14 quote

ladytracexx
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flowerangelaura wrote:
I normally reply telling them to read my profile, and then delete the message.

Or just delete the message if I can't be bothered to repeat myself!

i do exactly the same here!!! Rolling Eyes
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10.08.2006, 17:15 quote

juste
juste Joined: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 23 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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Those type of messages wind me up so i just delete them - if they didnt bother reading my profile then why should i bother replying?. Didn't think it's so hard to read a few sentences about someone. I'd like to see those people read a book

 
 
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