1. The Hi How are you? message...

Well i'm signed in and posting...which generally means i'm pretty good...I'm not at deaths door/my leg hasn't dropped off/I can still use my fingers

besides...do you really care? If i told you all my woes would you give two figs? No I thought not...

2. The Hey sexy fancy some sexy/naughty/cam Fun? message....

Gee thanks I wonder if you bothered to read my profile or if you just looked at the pictures...
if i was just looking to get laid i'd go out and get me some...its not too hard.... ask enough fellas and one of ems bound to say yes eventually...

no I dont want to cyber....the real thing is 100 million times better besides most of you are crap at it anyway and couldn't write a sexy senario if your life depended on it


3. Your from a far away distant land

I can sort my own travel arrangements..If I wanted a 'guide' i'd pay for one....No I wont marry you for money and no i dont want to help you fly your mother to britain....also I haven't entered ANY foriegn lotteries or competions and my bank details are as sacred to me as my nipples


4. Whats your msn/yahoo addy?

Its a secret...if i wanted to be messaged by weird strangers trying to get me to view their man bits on cam i'd go sign up to a voyeur website i think a large amount of men are under cover flashers....what would your mother say?!?


5. The Attack mode message

Ok yes you think I'm ugly, fat, stuck up, a jizz milkshake (whatever that means)inbred c*nt bucket...

yet still you beg my attention and send me messages....aww being let out on day release must be far to exciting calm down...breathe and stop hating...You can only love others once you love yourself


6. You have no pic

Unless your message really catches my attention/imagination I'm not going to bother...Its a dating website ...and i've shown you mine...
Its only fair that you show me yours




I'm sure you can think of more..
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Also the obvious cut and paste ones. I've not been here long and already got a few.

LOL Love this one Hugs
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ugh, there are so many reasons for which one wouldn't answer a message that it creeps me out.

And the number of people who wouldn't understand why you wouldn't answer a message is close to a billion so... Explainin' is rather useless.

Nevertheless some good points from you, Hugglies.
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I always reply, even if only to demonstrate my contempt

I always reply as I don't look a gift horse in the mouth .......

But seriously unless its an obvious cut and paste I find civility costs nothing so tend to reply

I always reply to messages that are sent to me but I hardly get any messages anyway. Only ever had one strange one who didn't know who i was when i contacted her on msn even tho she asked me to on here.

Boring messages...can't stand them. A guy should have read your profile to show that he's interested in more than just sex (unless he's not and it's one of those 'hey baby wanna cam' jobs), and then should reference something you wrote. To me that shows courtesy and charm

its difficult to reply to all messages because sometimes you get so many and they all keep replying back and you cant keep up with all of them, and the ones that say i havnt got a pic but i have on msn if you add me just anoy me
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I always reply to each at least once.
The ones I am not keen on get no further replies.

I rarely reply these days cos it says on my profile that I'm with someone and only here for the forums.
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