as far as i can tell....... the first one is... do you come here often?
the second one is here's fifty cent go call your mother and tell her you won't be home tonight.
and the third one is too vulgar for this forum lol... but it involves asking a woman to sit on your face.

OH!!! Well in that case he can hold his own ladder!
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hahaha... i do believe it's ... sit on my face and let me speak from the heart. but i could be wrong.

lol funny place to have a HEART!!!
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he tells me he meant it as... sit on my face and i'll tell you i love you. lmao.

lMAO...... Yeah right!!!! how can a girl refuse that one!!!!
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rofl

so any other mad pickuplines

....good way to get a girl laughing(and then your halfway there) is to tell them youve noticed how attractive they are, and just when they think the lame chat up line is coming, you spring ,em with " Do you have a brother?¿?" and give ,em a wink!

"Do you wanna go halves on a bastard"



Thats got to be a winner....right???

dont do drugs! do me!

that always works in crack houses...
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Cheers kevin been along time sorting out my network connection, but back in full swing now, how are you