Hey, I don't want any of my colleagues being assaulted.

They always come to me to moan about it.

eh?

not a matrix fan then
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I think maybe Chet meant Agony Aunt.
The Oracle would forewarn said colleagues....or in a Matrix style one would warn them in riddles then ask them if they are prepared to take the consequences....when they find out they weren't, thats when they go moaning to Choochi0 the Station Agony Aunt.

Bit too round about for my tired brain.

Thanks for sorting that one out Alice, my brain is still in the shopping mall, where lots of good looking young ladies were walking around!
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Ah, that's why you forgot to buy the things you needed and came back with just one item that you just fancied the till girl when you went to buy it....