Just to be evil, why ask when apparently you can just read the back of their diary

mine's hidden away, no chance anyone would find it, and if they did i'd stab their eyes out for being so nosy.

lock and key....... eye stabbing......... if the situation ever comes up i think ill just ask (or wait for the autobiography to come out)

those are some fairly closely guarded secrets ladies....

its my diary, no one should ever read it! my mum read it once coz she wanted to know if i was sleeping with my bf or not, and i never forgave her for it. its just naughty!

Am a bit late in the response... but simply be honest if asked the question...

We cannot deny our past!

hey i remember you french chick..hello again

I just wouldnt have a diary .... scares me thought of someone reading my thoughts

You would Laura...I did it and now look at the state Im in.

ps anyone got any super glue, my legs just fallen off.

Flour and water...I had that for tea...its lying a bit heavy on my stomach now though. Still, if I eat some newspaper I can make pape mache and make some interesting sculpters next time I have a poo.

ps has anyone got a spare leg, next doors dogs just ran off with mine.