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28.08.2006, 20:31 quote

Anonymous

morillo wrote:
Flour and water...I had that for tea...its lying a bit heavy on my stomach now though. Still, if I eat some newspaper I can make pape mache and make some interesting sculpters next time I have a poo.

ps has anyone got a spare leg, next doors dogs just ran off with mine.


Only one thing for it.. cut the other one off. Just be sure to put your willy in a sling. you don't want it scraping across the tarmac.

 

28.08.2006, 20:40 quote

Anonymous

No need for a sling, I'll only go out in the mornings with my morning glory...and if it starts to go down I'l just call an 0898 number...

 

29.08.2006, 17:42 quote

Anonymous

ChiefOHara wrote:

I found an old diary i used to keep when i was much younger in the attic recently, to be honest what scared me was reading back on it and seeing how much of an idiot i was. I felt so incredibly old after it as well. Im not sure the nostalgia trip was worth it. Although at the time it was fun venting fury on pen and paper.


I have kept diaries since I was 11. I have them all stored somewhere in the house. My younger cousin found them the other week, and tried reading them...The earlier ones are in English, but the rest are in Latvian. So even if somebody else finds them, they won't be able to read them. (Unless it's my dad..and he doesn't live here.)

 

29.08.2006, 17:56 quote

Anonymous

ChiefOHara wrote:
On a point of curiosity, would your cousin have recognised the girl in your early diaries with the person you are now, or have you changed completely?


How do you mean?

My cousin knew the diaries were mine when she read them(I never used to put my name in them for some strange reason?!)
She came downstairs and said 'Laura, I found your old diaries' I was like 'well, how did you know they were mine'
She said she could just tell.

 

29.08.2006, 18:10 quote

Anonymous

ChiefOHara wrote:

I guess it means you haven't changed much then. It must have be nice for her to see the similarities between you at a different time of your life and the person you are now. Personally I found that i had changed completely when i reread my old one. Im not quite as cocky or as idiotic (although the latter one is debateable Very Happy )


I have changed quite a bit. I'm more opinionated now, and a lot more sarcastic!

The only thing that's different between then and now is that I didn't bother with boyfriends and such back then! I wish it had stayed that way..lol.

She would tell the difference if she had read my recent diary.

 

29.08.2006, 18:32 quote

Anonymous

Good point!

When she's older, I may tell her about them and what's written in them. Not while she's still young, though.

 

31.08.2006, 14:01 quote

Anonymous

FrenchChick wrote:
Am a bit late in the response... but simply be honest if asked the question...

We cannot deny our past!


True, I never deny my past. But I do hope like hell the question never arises in the first place, which it inevitably does though...

 

31.08.2006, 14:08 quote

Anonymous

A guy asked me how many guys i've had love with once.


I refused to tell him.

 

31.08.2006, 14:11 quote

Anonymous

flowerangelaura wrote:
A guy asked me how many guys i've had love with once.


I refused to tell him.


well, he shouldnt have asked in the first place..(my opinon)

 

31.08.2006, 14:15 quote

Anonymous

53846 wrote:
flowerangelaura wrote:
A guy asked me how many guys i've had love with once.


I refused to tell him.


well, he shouldnt have asked in the first place..(my opinon)


That's why I didn't tell him!
There are three things you should NEVER ask a woman:
Her weight - It's just offensive.
How many people she's had love with - I don't think I need to explain this one.
and finally...her bra size - Unless you are planning on buying her some nice underwear.

 

31.08.2006, 14:24 quote

Anonymous

flowerangelaura wrote:
53846 wrote:
flowerangelaura wrote:
A guy asked me how many guys i've had love with once.


I refused to tell him.


well, he shouldnt have asked in the first place..(my opinon)


That's why I didn't tell him!
There are three things you should NEVER ask a woman:
Her weight - It's just offensive.
How many people she's had love with - I don't think I need to explain this one.
and finally...her bra size - Unless you are planning on buying her some nice underwear.


so true..

 

31.08.2006, 14:25 quote

Anonymous

53846 wrote:
so true..


Yep.

 

31.08.2006, 14:42 quote

Anonymous

flowerangelaura wrote:
53846 wrote:
flowerangelaura wrote:
A guy asked me how many guys i've had love with once.


I refused to tell him.


well, he shouldnt have asked in the first place..(my opinon)


That's why I didn't tell him!
There are three things you should NEVER ask a woman:
Her weight - It's just offensive.
How many people she's had love with - I don't think I need to explain this one.
and finally...her bra size - Unless you are planning on buying her some nice underwear.


Bra size please Laura, I'm planning on buying you some nice underwear... Razz

 

31.08.2006, 14:44 quote

Anonymous

Senna27NZ wrote:

Bra size please Laura, I'm planning on buying you some nice underwear... Razz


Oh god...


Mail me, first. Wink

 

31.08.2006, 15:34 quote

Anonymous

Haha, for who?!

 
 
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